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With Dell's money alone, I'm pretty sure he could finance us on his daily interest and still be making a profit... Any bankers or finance guys out there fancy working out the daily or yearly interest on 37 billion dollars? Lol. I seem to remember years ago, when Chelsea bought Drogba, Abramovic came out and said he made the money back in interest in no time!
at a rate of 2% it would be just over $2m a day
 
Michael Dell is richer compared to the Man City owner than the Man City owner is compared to me.

Just putting that out there.

Not wanting to piss on your parade, but Dell whilst fabulously rich by anyone's standards, is a relative pauper compared to Sheik Mansour's family who seem to be worth $1tn.

City in effect are owned by UAE's sovereign wealth fund.
 
I see our rattled Mag is a Stone Roses fan (Love Spreads, quoting its monkey boy lead singer, etc). Always a bit worried by Roses obsessives because, well, they weren't that great really, were they?

Anyway, as I'm currently hooked up to a drip in the Armenian Hospital for Infectious Diseases in Yerevan – I shit you, quite literally, not – I've got nothing else better to do to than address The Riled One in language he may understand:

Hello SQUIRE! It appears the news about the potential investment at Sunderland has induced a few BROWN trousers among our friends up the road. I'm not the first to SHOOT YOU DOWN, but you'd have to be MADE OF STONE not to feel a modicum of envy about our impending good news. This must feel like THE HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD to the poor old Toon Army. SOMETHING'S BURNING – and it appears to be the ears of our angry neighbours.

While you are stuck with the FOOLS GOLD, to Sunderland fans, it is looking likely that THIS IS THE ONE. BREAKING INTO HEAVEN? Not yet, but hopefully the Championship and who knows from there? GOOD TIMES are ahead, it seems. As for your lot, there appears to be nothing but TEARS ahead. HOW DO YOU SLEEP? Sunderland have negotiated the choppy waters while under Ashley and Bruce NUFC could be heading for the WATERFALL. GOING DOWN? Time will tell.

By the way, ONE LOVE? No, I think you'll find it was six, love, until that late draw a couple of years back prevented it from being seven, love.

While there are some here who will shout DON'T STOP and want you to continue with your tirade, personally I say BYE BYE BADMAN.

Bye bye…

(See, told you I was bored).
 
I see our rattled Mag is a Stone Roses fan (Love Spreads, quoting its monkey boy lead singer, etc). Always a bit worried by Roses obsessives because, well, they weren't that great really, were they?

Anyway, as I'm currently hooked up to a drip in the Armenian Hospital for Infectious Diseases in Yerevan – I shit you, quite literally, not – I've got nothing else better to do to than address The Riled One in language he may understand:

Hello SQUIRE! It appears the news about the potential investment at Sunderland has induced a few BROWN trousers among our friends up the road. I'm not the first to SHOOT YOU DOWN, but you'd have to be MADE OF STONE not to feel a modicum of envy about our impending good news. This must feel like THE HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD to the poor old Toon Army. SOMETHING'S BURNING – and it appears to be the ears of our angry neighbours.

While you are stuck with the FOOLS GOLD, to Sunderland fans, it is looking likely that THIS IS THE ONE. BREAKING INTO HEAVEN? Not yet, but hopefully the Championship and who knows from there? GOOD TIMES are ahead, it seems. As for your lot, there appears to be nothing but TEARS ahead. HOW DO YOU SLEEP? Sunderland have negotiated the choppy waters while under Ashley and Bruce NUFC could be heading for the WATERFALL. GOING DOWN? Time will tell.

By the way, ONE LOVE? No, I think you'll find it was six, love, until that late draw a couple of years back prevented it from being seven, love.

While there are some here who will shout DON'T STOP and want you to continue with your tirade, personally I say BYE BYE BADMAN.

Bye bye…

(See, told you I was bored).
have a like and get well soon
 
I see our rattled Mag is a Stone Roses fan (Love Spreads, quoting its monkey boy lead singer, etc). Always a bit worried by Roses obsessives because, well, they weren't that great really, were they?

Anyway, as I'm currently hooked up to a drip in the Armenian Hospital for Infectious Diseases in Yerevan – I shit you, quite literally, not – I've got nothing else better to do to than address The Riled One in language he may understand:

Hello SQUIRE! It appears the news about the potential investment at Sunderland has induced a few BROWN trousers among our friends up the road. I'm not the first to SHOOT YOU DOWN, but you'd have to be MADE OF STONE not to feel a modicum of envy about our impending good news. This must feel like THE HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD to the poor old Toon Army. SOMETHING'S BURNING – and it appears to be the ears of our angry neighbours.

While you are stuck with the FOOLS GOLD, to Sunderland fans, it is looking likely that THIS IS THE ONE. BREAKING INTO HEAVEN? Not yet, but hopefully the Championship and who knows from there? GOOD TIMES are ahead, it seems. As for your lot, there appears to be nothing but TEARS ahead. HOW DO YOU SLEEP? Sunderland have negotiated the choppy waters while under Ashley and Bruce NUFC could be heading for the WATERFALL. GOING DOWN? Time will tell.

By the way, ONE LOVE? No, I think you'll find it was six, love, until that late draw a couple of years back prevented it from being seven, love.

While there are some here who will shout DON'T STOP and want you to continue with your tirade, personally I say BYE BYE BADMAN.

Bye bye…

(See, told you I was bored).
WTF is in that drip? 😂
 
I see our rattled Mag is a Stone Roses fan (Love Spreads, quoting its monkey boy lead singer, etc). Always a bit worried by Roses obsessives because, well, they weren't that great really, were they?

Anyway, as I'm currently hooked up to a drip in the Armenian Hospital for Infectious Diseases in Yerevan – I shit you, quite literally, not – I've got nothing else better to do to than address The Riled One in language he may understand:

Hello SQUIRE! It appears the news about the potential investment at Sunderland has induced a few BROWN trousers among our friends up the road. I'm not the first to SHOOT YOU DOWN, but you'd have to be MADE OF STONE not to feel a modicum of envy about our impending good news. This must feel like THE HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD to the poor old Toon Army. SOMETHING'S BURNING – and it appears to be the ears of our angry neighbours.

While you are stuck with the FOOLS GOLD, to Sunderland fans, it is looking likely that THIS IS THE ONE. BREAKING INTO HEAVEN? Not yet, but hopefully the Championship and who knows from there? GOOD TIMES are ahead, it seems. As for your lot, there appears to be nothing but TEARS ahead. HOW DO YOU SLEEP? Sunderland have negotiated the choppy waters while under Ashley and Bruce NUFC could be heading for the WATERFALL. GOING DOWN? Time will tell.

By the way, ONE LOVE? No, I think you'll find it was six, love, until that late draw a couple of years back prevented it from being seven, love.

While there are some here who will shout DON'T STOP and want you to continue with your tirade, personally I say BYE BYE BADMAN.

Bye bye…

(See, told you I was bored).
Go on lad, stick it to them :cool: and get better soon, can’t imagine many worse places to be than there like :lol:
 
I wonder how many of these sad, bitter Mags - especially those pathetic Durham Mags, the worst of the worst - will do a Keegan-era style switch of allegiances if we end up a successful PL side. :lol:

‘A’ve always beeeeen a massive Sundaland fan mee, like...’

Loads of Cro-Magnons frantically and fruitlessly trying to colour in the black stripes on their skunk shirts with red crayon.
 
I see our rattled Mag is a Stone Roses fan (Love Spreads, quoting its monkey boy lead singer, etc). Always a bit worried by Roses obsessives because, well, they weren't that great really, were they?

Anyway, as I'm currently hooked up to a drip in the Armenian Hospital for Infectious Diseases in Yerevan – I shit you, quite literally, not – I've got nothing else better to do to than address The Riled One in language he may understand:

Hello SQUIRE! It appears the news about the potential investment at Sunderland has induced a few BROWN trousers among our friends up the road. I'm not the first to SHOOT YOU DOWN, but you'd have to be MADE OF STONE not to feel a modicum of envy about our impending good news. This must feel like THE HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD to the poor old Toon Army. SOMETHING'S BURNING – and it appears to be the ears of our angry neighbours.

While you are stuck with the FOOLS GOLD, to Sunderland fans, it is looking likely that THIS IS THE ONE. BREAKING INTO HEAVEN? Not yet, but hopefully the Championship and who knows from there? GOOD TIMES are ahead, it seems. As for your lot, there appears to be nothing but TEARS ahead. HOW DO YOU SLEEP? Sunderland have negotiated the choppy waters while under Ashley and Bruce NUFC could be heading for the WATERFALL. GOING DOWN? Time will tell.

By the way, ONE LOVE? No, I think you'll find it was six, love, until that late draw a couple of years back prevented it from being seven, love.

While there are some here who will shout DON'T STOP and want you to continue with your tirade, personally I say BYE BYE BADMAN.

Bye bye…

(See, told you I was bored).

Get well soon!! You sure it’s a drip and not a trip?!:lol:
 
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