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I see our rattled Mag is a Stone Roses fan (Love Spreads, quoting its monkey boy lead singer, etc). Always a bit worried by Roses obsessives because, well, they weren't that great really, were they?

Anyway, as I'm currently hooked up to a drip in the Armenian Hospital for Infectious Diseases in Yerevan – I shit you, quite literally, not – I've got nothing else better to do to than address The Riled One in language he may understand:

Hello SQUIRE! It appears the news about the potential investment at Sunderland has induced a few BROWN trousers among our friends up the road. I'm not the first to SHOOT YOU DOWN, but you'd have to be MADE OF STONE not to feel a modicum of envy about our impending good news. This must feel like THE HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD to the poor old Toon Army. SOMETHING'S BURNING – and it appears to be the ears of our angry neighbours.

While you are stuck with the FOOLS GOLD, to Sunderland fans, it is looking likely that THIS IS THE ONE. BREAKING INTO HEAVEN? Not yet, but hopefully the Championship and who knows from there? GOOD TIMES are ahead, it seems. As for your lot, there appears to be nothing but TEARS ahead. HOW DO YOU SLEEP? Sunderland have negotiated the choppy waters while under Ashley and Bruce NUFC could be heading for the WATERFALL. GOING DOWN? Time will tell.

By the way, ONE LOVE? No, I think you'll find it was six, love, until that late draw a couple of years back prevented it from being seven, love.

While there are some here who will shout DON'T STOP and want you to continue with your tirade, personally I say BYE BYE BADMAN.

Bye bye…

(See, told you I was bored).
Back of the fuckin’ net!

Whatcha doin’ In Armenia, mate? Oil?
 
I wonder how many of these sad, bitter Mags - especially those pathetic Durham Mags, the worst of the worst - will do a Keegan-era style switch of allegiances if we end up a successful PL side. :lol:

‘A’ve always beeeeen a massive Sundaland fan mee, like...’

Loads of Cro-Magnons frantically and fruitlessly trying to colour in the black stripes on their skunk shirts with red crayon.
Of course they will, the 92ers have the morals and ethics of a crack cocaine addicted prostitute.They will stop at nothing for the chance of a fix of the glory they didn't find when they jumped ship the opposite way.
 
Go on lad, stick it to them :cool: and get better soon, can’t imagine many worse places to be than there like :lol:

Due to be at a wedding this arvo. So missing that.

Yerevan is a top place though. It's 35 degrees here. A quid or so a pint, good scran, apart from the dodgy trout – and I don't mean a lass – that appears to have done for me.

Took my boys to see Pyunik (Mkhitaryan's first club and who were stuffed by Wolves last week) against Ararat the other night. Top two teams in the country and yet little more than five hundred there. Mind you, it was free.

I'll be back here again at some point. Hospital is very hospitable, that's for sure.
Will you be able to watch the game on SAFSEE?

Um. Thinking about it. But need to save my battery. Can I stand any more pain?!
 
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I see our rattled Mag is a Stone Roses fan (Love Spreads, quoting its monkey boy lead singer, etc). Always a bit worried by Roses obsessives because, well, they weren't that great really, were they?

Anyway, as I'm currently hooked up to a drip in the Armenian Hospital for Infectious Diseases in Yerevan – I shit you, quite literally, not – I've got nothing else better to do to than address The Riled One in language he may understand:

Hello SQUIRE! It appears the news about the potential investment at Sunderland has induced a few BROWN trousers among our friends up the road. I'm not the first to SHOOT YOU DOWN, but you'd have to be MADE OF STONE not to feel a modicum of envy about our impending good news. This must feel like THE HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD to the poor old Toon Army. SOMETHING'S BURNING – and it appears to be the ears of our angry neighbours.

While you are stuck with the FOOLS GOLD, to Sunderland fans, it is looking likely that THIS IS THE ONE. BREAKING INTO HEAVEN? Not yet, but hopefully the Championship and who knows from there? GOOD TIMES are ahead, it seems. As for your lot, there appears to be nothing but TEARS ahead. HOW DO YOU SLEEP? Sunderland have negotiated the choppy waters while under Ashley and Bruce NUFC could be heading for the WATERFALL. GOING DOWN? Time will tell.

By the way, ONE LOVE? No, I think you'll find it was six, love, until that late draw a couple of years back prevented it from being seven, love.

While there are some here who will shout DON'T STOP and want you to continue with your tirade, personally I say BYE BYE BADMAN.

Bye bye…

(See, told you I was bored).
A message to both Tony Towers fanclub and Stuart Donald....... Get Dell soon lads
 
Due to be at a wedding this arvo. So missing that.

Yerevan is a top place though. It's 35 degrees here. A quid or so a pint, good scran, apart from the dodgy trout – and I don't mean a lass – that appears to have done for me.

Took my boys to see Pyunik (Mkhitaryan's first club and who were stuffed by Wolves last week) against Ararat the other night. Top two teams in the country and yet little more than five hundred there. Mind you, it was free.

I'll be back here again at some point. Hospital is very hospitable, that's for sure.


Um. Thinking about it. But need to save my battery. Can I stand any more pain?!
Hope you’re feeling better soon marra.
 
It's taken me two days to read this whole thread, and I've loved every minute of it. What bloody fantastic news, just pray we can get it over the line by then end of this month. I am sure the new guys will support the team, and we would have a board with three billionaires and two multi-billionaires on it. Flicking unreal! 😳😳🥰

I can also see the link up between the Yanks and Juan and his family's connections being a real benefit going forward. Can't remember the last time I was this excited about the future of our club. 🍺🍺🍺🍺🏆🥧
 
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