T-shirts with whacky slogans

[Baloo]

Absolutely creased here.

I reckon he’s gonna blow you out the water here and say he was born in 1966.

@houghton cut head

 

[Lukas73]

Which reminds me to start wearing my Zildjian Cymbals T shirt again ( @mux )

Someone stole mine

 

[The King of Um]

Remember being in Whitby and saw an old bloke wearing a Champion Pussy Licker t-shirt.

He was with what I presume were his 3-5ish year old grandchildren.

Or maybe he'd just abducted them, got to be a reasonable possibility.

 

[mux]

Which reminds me to start wearing my Zildjian Cymbals T shirt again ( @mux )

You're such a tease you know that!!!

 

[Ludwig]

You're such a tease you know that!!!

Something I’ve kept in a drawer, I’ve tried my t shirt on and it’s obviously shrunk .. a reinvestment is on the cards

 

[Big Jeff]

You definitely couldn't pull off PALACE x HARRODS like me and @avacado.

You are right about cheap T shirts. Cheap T shirts don’t last long, lose their shape/colour and don’t iron well.

 

[mux]

You definitely couldn't pull off PALACE x HARRODS like me and @avacado.

@avacado is the brand king.

I still want his Supreme toolkit and bouncy castle but he's being shan.

 

[The Freshest Kid]

Worn by the kind of people who love Marvel films.

 

[Dave Herbal]

Loves the cock

 

[MackneyHackem]

Worn by the kind of people who love Marvel films.

@Keawyeds is taking a pasting here mind.

 

[Dave Herbal]

 

[Drexl]

Adults who wear super hero related t shirts can also be filed under this category as well. Weird people.

 

[CatRyan]

I don't really do slogans on t shirts but I have one which says "More Dogs More Blacks More Irish" and I made my best mate a tshirt with a print of a soapy tit pic of me on it for a laugh.

 

[bomber]

Sex instructor,first lesson free.

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

Sex instructor, first lesson free.

"Second lesson, you'll be paying me" on the back?

 

[Dodger41]

Literally no idea where this pile on has come from.
Considering some of the t-shirts that have been mentioned on here, I think they far outweigh anything I've worn.

I once worked with someone who thought it was appropriate to wear the following 2 t-shrits
"Our Barmaid Gives Good Head"
and one with a lolly on saying
"Suck it and See".

I should point out that at the time he was swapping collection boxes for a children's cancer charity.
Lack of self awareness was staggering.

I love a whacky slogan T shirt.

….No wucking furries

 

[MackneyHackem]

I don't really do slogans on t shirts but I have one which says "More Dogs More Blacks More Irish" and I made my best mate a tshirt with a print of a soapy tit pic of me on it for a laugh.

Did the soapy tit pic feature a slogan?

 

[Dodger41]

Remember being in Whitby and saw an old bloke wearing a Champion Pussy Licker t-shirt.

He was with what I presume were his 3-5ish year old grandchildren.

Or maybe he'd just abducted them, got to be a reasonable possibility.

What a level of having no shame that is

 

[Latka Gravas]

Worked on a site in Sanquhar years ago and the foreman come out for a pint one night with a t-shirt with ‘For extra inches stroke below’ printed on it
He was a fuckin ringer for Rolf Harris anarl.

 

[thefatghost]

Remember laughing at one when I was about 17 that said ‘have a wank, have a wank, have a motherfucking wank’, but that’s probably the only one