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Seen a spenk out this morning with 'I don't need Google, my wife knows everything'.
Mind, have to say I’m wearing more band ts recently. Used to think they were proper spenk behaviour, but ended up acquiring a load to wear in the house.What possesses adults to wear these? It’s not funny and you look like a clip.
I was enjoying my al fresco brunch until a fella rocked up wearing his DEATH BEFORE DECAF! top.
Apologies in advance @Keawyeds mate.
You still wear your “Horse Shaggers Are Cool” t?What possesses adults to wear these? It’s not funny and you look like a clip.
I was enjoying my al fresco brunch until a fella rocked up wearing his DEATH BEFORE DECAF! top.
Apologies in advance @Keawyeds mate.
Yes please'throw me to the lesbians'
They're lesbians marra.Yes please
I Only Drink Craft'Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians'
Aye, they’ll all be mentalist man haters who are good at DIY. No use for meThey're lesbians marra.
Whilst supping a GuinnessI Only Drink Craft
Hang on, good at DIY. Sign me up.I Only Drink Craft
Aye, they’ll all be mentalist man haters who are good at DIY. No use for me
What's the funny ones?I have seen a couple genuinly funny ones
An old guy wearing a shirt saying
"Been there, Done that. Can't remember a f****ing thing about it."
And another that read..
" I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain just to eat vegetables".
That sounds an annoying thing at workI used to sit behind a fella at work who wore a t-shirt that said ‘FUCK THE EASY WAY…’ on the front and ‘…TRAIN HARDER!’ on the back.
He was a fat disgusting mess.
I’m drinking a litre bottle of Estella nowWhilst supping a Guinness
I lied. I pay real men to do that for me. Or ask me dad.Hang on, good at DIY. Sign me up.
I’m drinking a litre bottle of Estella now
In Majorca like. Nowt remotely dark in the local shop. Going to walk into Cala Bona now on a tap room scout & see wolf I can get the match on tomorrow
I lied. I pay real men to do that for me. Or ask me dad.