Swearing in public

[Cockney Mackem]

Hate it.

My missus curses all the time. I’m forever telling her off for saying feck and for fecks sake in front of the bairns, she’s Irish and yes lives up to the stereotype.

My dad who’s also from Irish parents effed and Jeffed like hell growing up. I was 20 before I heard my mother swear and that was because she dropped the turkey on Christmas Day taking it out the oven and the dog pounced on it (genuine story)

My first wife once burned her hand on the oven and regaled her young nephews with the magnificent AH YA f***ing COCKSUCKER!!

 

[James]

As long as you're not swearing in front of bairns or swearing every other word like a knuckledragger it's good crack.

 

[zinedine]

You keep all your sware words For here mate don’t ya

Gave it a like for the unconventional spelling of swear.

My first wife once burned her hand on the oven and regaled her young nephews with the magnificent AH YA f***ing COCKSUCKER!!

You had an oven that sucked cocks? Err, could I ask where you bought it and the make?

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Gave it a like for the unconventional spelling of swear.


You had an oven that sucked cocks? Err, could I ask where you bought it and the make?

There are a couple of options, but a word of warning - the Smeg isn't self cleaning

 

[zinedine]

There are a couple of options, but a word of warning - the Smeg isn't self cleaning

I don't know why but that reminded me of a lad I knew when I worked down Winslow. He once dryly told me that the best wank he'd ever had was using a vacuum cleaner. He said it was great but with one problem. His mother didn't half complain when the dust stuck in the hose. I think he was serious as well.

 

[Ludwig]

You can take your soap and shove it up your ass .

It'll smart a bit mind ..... erm..just what I heard like

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

What I can't stand is pretending swearing. Feck, fook, ferk etc. Everyone knows what you mean just say it. I know certain words are banned on here, but if it's not a banned word, just use the normal word.

If you use these odd words because swearing offends you then don't use a substitute word in the first place and secondly, fuck off!

 

[nyron4england]

I tone it down around bairns and stuff but aside from that I swear now and then. We're all adults right?

 

[Latka Gravas]

Soap?

 

[Fred Secrets]

What I can't stand is pretending swearing. Feck, fook, ferk etc. Everyone knows what you mean just say it. I know certain words are banned on here, but if it's not a banned word, just use the normal word.

If you use these odd words because swearing offends you then don't use a substitute word in the first place and secondly, fuck off!

Drives me insane.

 

[Andy_Roker1983]

When I’m at the pub with my mates I probably swear too much to be honest can’t help it, we all do. Try not to at home but can’t say I never have in front of the kids, sometimes things slip out. However both my kids know what “naughty”words are and actually tell me off if I do.

 

[DurhamRedStripe]

A lady should only swear in bed.

 

[the boot]

Imagine getting on public transport and expecting common decency.

 

[glen]

I think we should start a swear box on this board. 50p a go. Set up a swear box account in Roger's name and whenever anyone drops the C or the F word, they paypal or similar to the account. Money goes to a nominated charity which changes monthly. We'd earn a f***ing fortune

 

[Deleted member 14766]

Swearing should be reserved for particular emphasis of anger, passion or humour etc and should only be audible to those in the very immediate vicinity to whom we are conversing (tacit permission having been granted for that form of expression) or on this message board in printed form.

Swearing of any other nature in public is an indication of low intelligence, limited vocabulary and complete disregard for common courtesy, social standards and self respect.

Anybody who thinks otherwise is a f***ing twat.

 

[Boz33]

 

[Uncle D]

I try not to swear but I think it's acceptable when it's banter etc.
What boils my piss is bad manners at the dinner table, I f***ing hate it.
Animals using a knife and fork incorrectly drives me mad, f***ing scum.

 

[Deleted member 14766]

Animals using a knife and fork incorrectly drives me mad.

I once saw an armadillo using a soup spoon incorrectly. I was incensed.

 

[Teed]

Soap?

Cock man!

 

[Dave Herbal]

I grew up in a house with no swearing so I never swear in front of my kids either. Unfortunately their mother doesn’t follow this rule so they have one Puritan house and one sweary house. I just can’t understand how some people can’t moderate their language in certain situations.