Son of Stan
Striker
One of the few occasions I ever heard my Dad really swear was when we were going to the shops when I was a kid and we had to walk through an underpass. A couple of kids were on the top and dropped a brick which narrowly missed me. 'Fuck off you little bastards' he yelled, then added quickly 'Don't tell your Mam I said that.'
Yeah times have changed.
Yeah times have changed.
PinzaC55
Striker
Oh was ganna say it should be "arse" but I will let you off.
Deleted User 11453
Striker
It’s the sign of a limited vocabulary.
Or being very angry.
Or being very angry.
look out piano
Striker
I was just joshing with ya fella
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Kubicki26
Midfield
Tommmoro v Accrington we go total offence , their goal tender won’t be able to cope with our roster of players especially our rookies .
Deleted User 11453
Striker
We were often called little sods, buggers etc. but the first time that I heard wor fatha swear ‘properly’ was when I had a work experience placement at the factory where he was a shift supervisor.One of the few occasions I ever heard my Dad really swear was when we were going to the shops when I was a kid and we had to walk through an underpass. A couple of kids were on the top and dropped a brick which narrowly missed me. 'Fuck off you little bastards' he yelled, then added quickly 'Don't tell your Mam I said that.'
Yeah times have changed.
I thought that I recognised his voice but he was arguing with a colleague and it was ‘eff this’ and ‘eff that’ and I was quite shocked as nobody swore at home.
Gala
Winger
I was in the market square Poundland today and the male nugget of a deadly dumb tattooed couple was saying something like “two pund for seven bits of cardboard”, the female said “like fuck”, he said “aye the *****”. An older customer said something to the female of the deadly duo and kept on going, Princess Poundland said “there is always one”.
look out piano
Striker
Gerrup !Tommmoro v Accrington we go total offence , their goal tender won’t be able to cope with our roster of players especially our rookies .
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I hate parents swearing in front of their kids.
My parents didn't and I managed to avoid it for years until some bastard cut me up coming off a roundabout.
My son found it very amusing.
My parents didn't and I managed to avoid it for years until some bastard cut me up coming off a roundabout.
My son found it very amusing.
Son of Stan
Striker
That's brilliant. I think I realised at that point that outside Dad wasn't quite the same as indoor Dad.
Kubicki26
Midfield
You keep all your sware words For here mate don’t ya
tunstall birdman
Striker
Azerty keyboard?
Skandhaless
Striker
My dad swore like a bastard , I swear far too much.... Fuck it
Will you lot watch your f***ing language on this thread
Horatio Pugwash
Striker
There was a brief period when they didn't
skybo
Midfield
I thought that was because they forgot where they buried them.
Horatio Pugwash
Striker
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