Stupid bairns names

Discussion in 'SMB' started by BiffaBeercan, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. HABA87

    HABA87 Winger

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  2. :oops: Awful
  3. See earlier for twins called Arlo and Arla. Seriously.
  4. Fucks sake :lol:
  5. Barold
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  6. leecoo

    leecoo Full Back

    We've just had a boy and my wife wants to call it Xavier. I have a feeling we may be one of the 'I heard a woman/man shouting for...' on this thread
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  7. BiffaBeercan

    BiffaBeercan Central Defender Contributor

    My friend's (yes... I have a friend!) Daughter has called her little one Bella :( and my niece's Daughter has been named Aria :(:(

  8. HABA87

    HABA87 Winger

    Congratulations, call him what you're comfortable with. Apart from Lamine or Darron.

    Don't be put off by the name snobs on here.
  9. He might not grow up
  10. alisafc

    alisafc Central Defender

    I know of 3 Arias all under 3, all these quirky people thinking they were going to have unusual kids names and it'll end up being in the top 10 :rolleyes:
  11. It was an example, swap Bryan for Paul, Thomas, Phillip, Lee, Terry etc
  12. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    I went with Daniel Bryan


    Well that explains that.

    Nowt wrong with it - although I can't see many kids getting it now.
    Very malleable name though. Mags. Margaret, Maggie, Peggie, Peg, etc... It goes on

    That's a fucking dairy, FFS
    Last edited: Mar 23, 2018
  13. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

    Awww little baby Margaret :lol:
  14. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    Well it's got to be better than Teegan or Skylar
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  15. Henners61

    Henners61 Full Back

    Probably posted before but who cares ....

  16. Dagzd1973

    Dagzd1973 Midfield


    Edit: Actually, I change my mind, Clint would be an awesome bairns name.
  17. Henners61

    Henners61 Full Back

    Bet this doesnt work :)

  18. DufraisFTM

    DufraisFTM Striker

  19. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

  20. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    Please tell me you're making that up. That's child abuse.

    I know two people (not together!) who have named their kids "Presley" and "Loxley".
    I have no idea what to say to that.


    Reporter didn't believe his name was Hunter Fisher when he spoke to him so put this.


    Frankly he should have taken that and ran with it.
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