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Stupid bairns names

Discussion in 'SMB' started by BiffaBeercan, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    Arlo's growing in popularity currently. Parents are either fans of Woodie Guthrie's son Arlo, sports commentator Arlo White or The Good Dinosaur.
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  2. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    I knew someone called "Scott Scott".

    I thought Arbie's was a restaurant in America
  3. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    It is. Well, Arby's is. Sandwich place, rival to Subway.
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  4. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

  5. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    I wasn't sure. I'm going off Homer Simpson saying "If I can keep down Arby's, I can keep down you" to a space marshmallow
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  6. sarah_safc

    sarah_safc Midfield

    My nephews best friend is called Arlo and his sisters called Ada.

    My boyfriends daughters called Teegan (her mama a full on charver)
  7. Ben Gardner

    Ben Gardner Midfield

    The general chav trend is giving your bairn a Christian name that's a surname.

  8. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    Ada's an old name that's made a comeback. Popular with scientists thanks to this woman:

    Ada Lovelace - Wikipedia
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  9. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    Jesus wept. Did he not get any say in then naming of the child?
  10. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    Dylan is far more common as a Christian name than a surname TBH.
  11. And surnames come from Christian names (sometimes).


    No one bats an eye if you call your child William or Bryan, but they are both surnames, but call your kid Taylor or Mackenzie and you are a full on chav. (Supposedly). I don't think it is surname as Christian name that is chavvy just some names are considered a bit chavvy.
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  12. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    To be fair, I can only think of one person who's surname is Bryan
  13. dangermows

    dangermows Striker

  14. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    I can tihnk of two:

    Bryan brothers - Wikipedia
  15. yyy

    yyy Winger

    Fair comment.

    The Americans do come up with some daft names for kids. If the court protects the kid from ridicule by blocking a name, that's perfectly understandable.

    I went to school with a lass called Pinky Lee. Up until sixth form, you can guess the piss takes.
  16. Billy2Sheds

    Billy2Sheds Midfield

    How did the piss takes differ in sixth form?
  17. yyy

    yyy Winger

    People grew up and it mostly went away.
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  18. Tadger

    Tadger Striker

    Some of them might be a bit dull and uninspiring but none of the above are “Stupid Bairns Names.”

    Give me a Graeme or Brian over a Kai or Logan any day.
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  19. sarah_safc

    sarah_safc Midfield

    Nope she’d fucked off and left him before she was born
  20. Geronimo

    Geronimo Striker

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