Strange answers from Alexa

[Beery]

No think that Alexa lass I have is just a bit thick .....

well that's you're own fault for getting a Russian bride. I'd get one of them amazon devices if I was you

 

[123SunTan]

OP should just get on with his cooking. No point in carping on.

Or carpe diem.

 

[safcforever]

Alexa understands the north eastern dialect? My sat nav has no idea what Im talking about (neither do anyone else to be honest)

Try ordering a coke in America with a mackem accent

 

[sima-hebburn]

'Kill your foster parents': Amazon's Alexa talks murder, sex in AI experiment | Reuters

 

[black cat in france]

Try ordering a coke in America with a mackem accent

Bought the Counting Crows albumn August and Everything After in a record shop in Crouch End in that London, third attempt lad still couldn't understand what I was saying. Asked me to write it down, cheeky kernt said 'Oh the Cantin Craws'. Cockanees.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Ask her if she believes in Aliens.

 

[KarenDent]

Our alexa, sometimes says "sorry I don't know that one" to the telly. The silly thing

 

[The Lonious Monk]

You fuckers sure love your puns, don't you?

 

[houst69]

Good COD this thread is embarassing

 

[mackembuddha]

You fuckers sure love your puns, don't you?

There is always a Plaice for a good pun.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

There is always a Plaice for a good pun.

Oh, don't get me wrong, I appreciate them. It's just another cultural difference that I enjoy observing.

 

[Sweet Songbird]

 

[Jimmer13]

I've just asked, 'Alexa, what's the best way to cook fresh fish?'

She (it) replied, 'Good question. I'll look into it.'


Eh???

Confused her by adding in fresh. If you ask her what is the best way to cook fish will give you an option.

Even tells you how to cook fish fingers, after taking their gloves off

 

[The Lonious Monk]

 

[mysticmackem]

Depends what sort of fish Shirley?

Pike

 

[Jimmer13]

Ask her if she believes in Aliens.

Alexa says, No proof Aliens exist, but the universe is a very big place. No shit Alexa, how big? 92 Billion light years but possibly extends beyond this.

Something like her knowledge.

 

[Linny]

Alexa says, No proof Aliens exist, but the universe is a very big place.

I've just asked that myself!

 

[Jimmer13]

I've just asked that myself!

You fuckers sure love your puns, don't you?

 

[gabbiadini1]

Try ordering a coke in America with a mackem accent

Try ordering anything in America with an English accent! I get asked at least twice a day where in Australia I’m from too

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Try ordering anything in America with an English accent! I get asked at least twice a day where in Australia I’m from too

^this is why Americans shouldn't do a fake English accent. They end up sounding Australian.