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Strange answers from Alexa

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Linny, Jan 10, 2019.

  1. Linny

    Linny Full Back

    I've just asked, 'Alexa, what's the best way to cook fresh fish?'

    She (it) replied, 'Good question. I'll look into it.'

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  2. nelford_safc

    nelford_safc Striker

    Probably gone to look into your mental disability problems for not knowing how to cook fish.
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  3. mackembulldog

    mackembulldog Winger

    Alexa understands the north eastern dialect? My sat nav has no idea what Im talking about (neither do anyone else to be honest)
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  4. Frijj

    Frijj Striker Contributor

    That’s you getting adverts for fish cooking utensils then
  5. Wilfy

    Wilfy Striker

    Depends what sort of fish Shirley?
  6. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    Exactly, a sea bass fillet takes a lot less time to cook than the bloke that was in Marillion.
  7. Space Hopper

    Space Hopper Winger

    OP should just get on with his cooking. No point in carping on.
  8. Wilfy

    Wilfy Striker

    Brill suggestion mate.
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  9. nyron4england

    nyron4england Striker

    answering questions is alexas sole purpose
  10. Beery

    Beery Striker

    ask her if ok to eat raw, just for the halibut
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  11. fishappointing pun
  12. Wilfy

    Wilfy Striker

    It’s rudd-y well not.
  13. nyron4england

    nyron4england Striker

    she could advise you to put it in the toaster. bit of a red herring mind.
  14. The Voice Of Reason

    The Voice Of Reason Striker Staff Member Contributor


    Set an alarm for 15 minutes time


    I don’t know how to cook lamb
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  15. nyron4england

    nyron4england Striker

    careful to cook it properly, might catch salmonella
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  16. 007Iron

    007Iron Midfield

    In think op's given her a red herring.

  17. Beery

    Beery Striker

    Perhaps the tone of your voice is a bit tench?
  18. nyron4england

    nyron4england Striker

    to be fair, expecting her to find out all the info whilst you do fuck all is a bit shellfish IMO
  19. The Voice Of Reason

    The Voice Of Reason Striker Staff Member Contributor

    No think that Alexa lass I have is just a bit thick .....
  20. FannyByTheGaslight

    FannyByTheGaslight Central Defender


    Q..What is better jam or marmalade?

    A.. jam, because you can't marmalade your cock up a birds arse.

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