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Strange answers from Alexa

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Linny, Jan 10, 2019.

  1. Beery

    Beery Striker

    well that's you're own fault for getting a Russian bride. I'd get one of them amazon devices if I was you
     
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  2. Or carpe diem.
     
  3. safcforever

    safcforever Striker

    Try ordering a coke in America with a mackem accent :lol:
     
  4. sima-hebburn

    sima-hebburn Winger

  5. Bought the Counting Crows albumn August and Everything After in a record shop in Crouch End in that London, third attempt lad still couldn't understand what I was saying. Asked me to write it down, cheeky kernt said 'Oh the Cantin Craws'. Cockanees.
     
  6. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    Ask her if she believes in Aliens.
     
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  7. Our alexa, sometimes says "sorry I don't know that one" to the telly. ;) The silly thing
     
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  8. :lol:
    You fuckers sure love your puns, don't you?
    :lol:
     
  9. houst69

    houst69 Striker

    Good COD this thread is embarassing
     
  10. mackembuddha

    mackembuddha Central Defender

    There is always a Plaice for a good pun.
     
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  11. :lol:

    Oh, don't get me wrong, I appreciate them. It's just another cultural difference that I enjoy observing.
     
  12. Sweet Songbird

    Sweet Songbird Full Back

  13. Jimmer13

    Jimmer13 Midfield

    Confused her by adding in fresh. If you ask her what is the best way to cook fish will give you an option.

    Even tells you how to cook fish fingers, after taking their gloves off :eek::lol::lol:
     
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  14. :lol:
     
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  15. mysticmackem

    mysticmackem Midfield

    Pike
     
  16. Jimmer13

    Jimmer13 Midfield

    Alexa says, No proof Aliens exist, but the universe is a very big place. No shit Alexa, how big? 92 Billion light years but possibly extends beyond this.

    Something like her knowledge.:lol::lol:
     
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  17. Linny

    Linny Full Back

    I've just asked that myself!
     
  18. Jimmer13

    Jimmer13 Midfield

    :eek::lol:

    :lol::lol::lol:
     
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  19. gabbiadini1

    gabbiadini1 Winger

    Try ordering anything in America with an English accent! I get asked at least twice a day where in Australia I’m from too :lol:
     
  20. ^this is why Americans shouldn't do a fake English accent. They end up sounding Australian.

    ;)
     

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