Simpsons Quotes



Smithers: Someone is charging room service to the company, sir.
Mr. Burns: Well, we'll just see about that!
(Mr. Burns walks over to a cage full of winged monkeys and opens it.)
Mr. Burns: Fly, my pretties, fly!
(The monkeys jump out the window, and fall to the ground.)
Mr. Burns: (Sighs) Continue the research.

Female Department of Labor Officer: This power plant violates every labor law in the book. We found a missing soccer team from Brazil working in the reactor core!
Mr. Burns: That plane crashed on my property!
 
Homer: "Marge, do you know how it feels when you have a man to provide you everything you need?"
Marge: "I have thought a lot about that, and I have to say... no."

Homer: "Honey, you know I don't like it when you cry at dinner. The pork chops look traumatized, the mashed potatoes can't stand to see you cry, and the kids seem upset."
 
Sure this will already have been posted (apologies if recently)

The box, the box!!

Just from that episode...
I don't even know how he could've caused the meltdown, there was NO radioactive material in the truck!!

Er excuse me professor brainiac but I worked in a nuclear plant and I think I know how a proton accelerator works...

 

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