Simpsons Quotes

[Jasper]

Word for word. Anyone would think you both cut n pasted it

I honestly didn't marra. Clearly I replay the scene in my head far too often.

 

[Iceman97]

"One, Poochie should be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine.

Two, when Poochie's not around, all the other characters should be asking, 'Where's Poochie?'"

 

[Barnacle Boy]

THE SUSPECT IS HATLESS, I REPEAT, HATLESS

 

[alexraeschin]

Argh. Why do I have 3 kids and no money? Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?

 

[Deleted member 29136]

"Forgery.......so he didn't have leprosy"

 

[oyoysaveloy]

The Brazil episode where Homer gets kidnapped, and they are telling him what the ransom is if the family want to see him again, and Homer replies i dont think they will pay because they been seeing me for free for a long time now

 

[safcforever]

Good episode that one.

Thought for years MJ had actually provided the voice - was a bit gutted when I realised I was wrong.

Is this a whooosh

 

[sonson]

The Gaebageman one where Homer is thing to make up with his rival afterwards

Homer: No hard feelings eh

Commissioner: YOU TOLD PEOPLE I LURED CHILDREN TO MY GINGERBREAD HOUSE

 

[Barnacle Boy]

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
FISHING

 

[CollingwoodFTM]

The Gaebageman one where Homer is thing to make up with his rival afterwards

Homer: No hard feelings eh

Commissioner: YOU TOLD PEOPLE I LURED CHILDREN TO MY GINGERBREAD HOUSE

I was reminded of this episode during all the Brexit stuff.

 

[Butzke]

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Not a quote but received this keyring from one my favourite episodes.

 

[JonnotheMackem]

"Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? Localised entirely within your kitchen?"

"Yes."

"May I see it?"

"No."

 

[ajthemackem]

"Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? Localised entirely within your kitchen?"

"Yes."

"May I see it?"

"No."

Boiled clams.

 

[Tadger]

Boiled clams.

No man, it was steamed hams.

 

[Iceman97]

Boiled clams.

"You call them 'steamed hams' despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?"

 

[JonnotheMackem]

Was at a mate's wedding a couple of weeks ago, this was left on my place for the dinner.

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[errant]

Was at a mate's wedding a couple of weeks ago, this was left on my place for the dinner.

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he has an understanding wife, unless it was her idea...

 

[JonnotheMackem]

he has an understanding wife, unless it was her idea...

It actually was her idea.

 

[Batdad]

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Homer you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride I say take it!

 

[DurhamRifleman]

Diamond Joe Quimby... Now remember if anybody asks your my neice.

Blonde Bimbo ..... But Uncle Joe I am your neice.

DJQ. .... My God I'm an abomination.