Simpsons Quotes
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the walrus
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FLAAAAAAAAAAAAANDEEEEEEEERS
what?
Games that way!
what?
Games that way!
Aleem Dar
Striker
T
the walrus
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Grandpa to homer:-
"Homer, you're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger offers you a ride, I'd say take it"
"Homer, you're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger offers you a ride, I'd say take it"
The Continuing Story
Midfield
Haha, tremendous effort at trying to capture that noise
*tugs on collar with finger
"Dad, its easy to criticise........"
"Fun too"
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But sir, it's only a model
Jasper
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Aurora borealis? AURORA BOREALIS??! At this time of day, in this part of the world, localised entirely inside your kitchen?
Yes.
May I see it?
No.
That is mint
Fucks sake man just ready back four pages and I'll already said this one
Yes.
May I see it?
No.
That is mint
Fucks sake man just ready back four pages and I'll already said this one
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Dark Traveller
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Was watching "Homer's Enemy" the other night on Sky1, and never really struck until then that what a dark episode it is!
We are given the point of view of an outsider (Frank Grimes), who sees Homer as the idiot he actually is, the town people start turning on Grimes because they cannot see just how bad Homer is....
We are given the point of view of an outsider (Frank Grimes), who sees Homer as the idiot he actually is, the town people start turning on Grimes because they cannot see just how bad Homer is....
Hawkings Boots
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That whole scene is genius
Seymour, the house is on fire....
No mother its just the Northern lights
Joe-B
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I posted it a page back but you can never get too much Steamed Hams.
Does anyone listen to The Four Finger Discount Podcast? It's usually good.
timeforheroes1
Striker
Probably already mentioned from the beer baron episode:
Marge: [to Homer] Why do you have so many bowling balls?
Homer:" Ah, I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge.........." [leaves]
Marge: [to Homer] Why do you have so many bowling balls?
Homer:" Ah, I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge.........." [leaves]
banburysafc
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No surprise this knacker thinks Family Guy is better.
Anyone who prefers Family Guy is not to be trusted.
Sam Handwich
Striker
The one where Homer finally gets a pair of Assassin trainers and walks up to a jealous Bart and shows him them and says "Read 'em and weep"
Typhoonftm
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Word for word. Anyone would think you both cut n pasted it
It's scenes like that that make it so good imoProbably already mentioned from the beer baron episode:
Marge: [to Homer] Why do you have so many bowling balls?
Homer:" Ah, I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge.........." [leaves]
They the ones Santa's little helper eats?
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cheeses of nazereth
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Might have already been posted but......
"I am so smart, I am so smart.....S M R T.....I mean S M A R T"
While his house is burning down.
"I am so smart, I am so smart.....S M R T.....I mean S M A R T"
While his house is burning down.
hypersonic
Winger
You'll never take down big ballet!
mackemdave
Midfield
Wait a minute... there's something bothering me about this place.
I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, ladies.
I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, ladies.
