Shoplifting

[HABA87]

I confine my shoplifting to untagged items like fruit and veg thro the self check in supermarkets nowadays. It's not out of need but simply for the rush. You can't beat it imo.

There's nothing more satisfying than scanning exotic fruit through as onions, so I'm told.

 

[D.A]

You think that statement is not correct then?

I didn't say that. I called you a muppet.

 

[BlackOps]

Everyone has the power of a Citizens arrest providing that there is reasonable suspicion of a criminal offence having being committed. The problem with this instance is that the person involved had not left the immediate area before being challenged. Hope this helps.

Does not leave to leave the immediate area for the offence to be complete

 

[Deleted User 2893]

Everyone has the power of a Citizens arrest providing that there is reasonable suspicion of a criminal offence having being committed. The problem with this instance is that the person involved had not left the immediate area before being challenged. Hope this helps.

It doesn't help because it is not true. A fair bit of detail has been left out

 

[mcq10]

My cousin is a copper and only about two weeks before he was telling me how the security in B&Q are right on top, and they have a bit of a reputation for being over the top like wanna be coppers! security asked me why i was stealing i told him that if they had reasonable prices like Ability Supplies i would not need to! it was just a moment of madness TBF

The bloke who jumped on me fancied himself as a MMA fighter like.

Tried to put a choke hold on me as he jumped on my back. Only I leaned over and he missed completely.

I was scared to go in a b and q for months afterwards, even in another town

 

[Mackem DJ]

There's nothing more satisfying than scanning exotic fruit through as onions, so I'm told.

Thats still shoplifting

And im bitter on that topic having once bought a single large onion and had it scanned by the check out operator as f***ing fresh GINGER cost about £2.20

And as usual they coin it in because I couldnt be arsed to take it back.

 

[Deleted User 2893]

Thats still shoplifting

And im bitter on that topic having once bought a single large onion and had it scanned by the check out operator as f***ing fresh GINGER cost about £2.20

And as usual they coin it in because I couldnt be arsed to take it back.

It's fraud actually

 

[FannyByTheGaslight]

The bloke who jumped on me fancied himself as a MMA fighter like.

Tried to put a choke hold on me as he jumped on my back. Only I leaned over and he missed completely.

I was scared to go in a b and q for months afterwards, even in another town

I would have loved to have seen that like!

 

[Typhoonftm]

Where the fuck did that go

Like sticky Vicky

While i was waiting for the gif to load up, i was secretly hoping it was a clarinet or an oboe she was about to shove up there!