Salisbury Cathedral is a must see for KGB agents on holiday

Discussion in 'SMB' started by xtrouble, Sep 13, 2018.

  1. ravydavygravy

    ravydavygravy Striker

    And someone delivered Russian made nerve agent. :lol:
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  2. Absolutely this. And they know there’s fuck all we can do about it.

    Aye, it was a good job it was sunny and warm from 1941 to 44 or they’d have been fucked.
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  3. The only thing to make it even better would be for them to have denied having any perfume because they arent poofters.
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  4. EchoMan

    EchoMan Winger

    The Russian interviewer is implying they are gay for some reason.

    The men declined to respond. Simonyan later tweeted: “I don’t know if they’re gay or not gay. They’re so stylish, as far as I could tell – with their beards and haircuts, tight pants.

    “They didn’t come on to me,” she added.
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  5. fin

    fin Full Back

    If our government had any bollocks they'd be sending a couple of special forces in there, get them both double tapped, show Vlad how to carry out a proper spot of wet work.

    Then put out a straight faced press release asking the Russians if they'd be kind enough to get their two boys to give Salisbury Cathedral some Trip Advisor feedback
  6. The Sinful Dwarf

    The Sinful Dwarf Midfield

    So now men are probably gay if they don't come on to lasses (fnar). Only last week we were all likely a bit rapey if we looked at their ankles in a funny way.
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  7. shaviessafc

    shaviessafc Winger

    It is Russia though, to be fair. That sort of thing probably isn't the case over there.
  8. mickeymoor

    mickeymoor Full Back

    They are taunting us I bet Theresa, Boris and the forties throwback Rees Mogg are furious need to right a stiff letter to Putin and threaten to. On second thought make a lot of noise and do nothing.
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  9. Yes, absolutely it is. A massive 'yeah we did, so what the fuck are you going to do about it?'

    The amusing thing about today's epic-level trolling is it's a bit of a problem for all the conspiracy theorists who were banging on about Porton Down, false flag blah blah blah, as this makes it either accept it's the Russians or accept that these two flew 4000 miles to spend half an hour in a cathedral looking at buttresses :D
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  10. Ashley In!!

    Ashley In!! Striker

    This is it like. It doesn't matter what story they come up with, they've got away with it and nothing will come of it.
  11. S.S.R..

    S.S.R.. Midfield

    If this was a movie, they'd have trained a man and a woman to have perfect RP accents and spend three years integrating into the village as a married couple. Real life is clumsily sending two goons to do it over two days with no plausible cover story.

    "Shall we send over two stealthy spies no one would ever suspect, comrade?"

    "Nyet, lets send a couple of guys that look like a cross between a Bond villain's henchman and that Scouse bloke out of Bread and Goodnight Sweetheart to spray some poison onto a doorknob and hastily dart back on the next flight"
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  12. yamar1

    yamar1 Striker

    Vlads the man like, cool as ice.

    didnt they shoot a passenger airline down, or one of their allies...
  13. Grammar Police

    Grammar Police Midfield

    Shot Malaysia Airline flight down then did their usual denial act.
  14. Tadger

    Tadger Striker

    So, what do our resident conspiracy ***** make of this spectacularly shit Russian explanation for these two men’s movements?

    I’ll give the Ivans this; they’ve got a sense of humour.
  15. box2box

    box2box Striker

    The 2 Russians have failed spectacularly though
  16. GK

    GK Striker Contributor

    I can't help but notice how quiet the conspiracy theorists are right now...
  17. Boz33

    Boz33 Winger

    Iirc there were a few on the original thread, blaming anyone and everyone but the Russians :lol:
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  18. Hardyman's Yugo

    Hardyman's Yugo Striker

    Obvious innit. They flew all this way to see Salisbury Cathedral, but couldn't find it so went home again.
  19. riffraff

    riffraff Striker

    That’s what’s happening.
    The govt faux outrage ower dodgy money and the mock visa cancelling for Abramovich are just how the games played. Problem is Putin genuinely doesn’t give a fuck and can’t be arsed to put up a decent defence. He’s taking the piss.
    Calling him and Russia cold blooded killers is a compliment in his eyes. It’s like when the left call trump or the Tories racist they take it as a compliment vicaversa when the EDL etc call the left “lefties” as an insult.
    The whole charades about keeping people in work at govt, media levels.
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  20. The Exile

    The Exile Striker

    Salisbury Cathedral should announce itself as such.

    They're taking the piss out of us. We're Brits, we invented piss-taking. Let's show them how it's done.

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