Discussion in 'SMB' started by xtrouble, Sep 13, 2018.
And someone delivered Russian made nerve agent.
Absolutely this. And they know there’s fuck all we can do about it.
Aye, it was a good job it was sunny and warm from 1941 to 44 or they’d have been fucked.
The only thing to make it even better would be for them to have denied having any perfume because they arent poofters.
The Russian interviewer is implying they are gay for some reason.
The men declined to respond. Simonyan later tweeted: “I don’t know if they’re gay or not gay. They’re so stylish, as far as I could tell – with their beards and haircuts, tight pants.
“They didn’t come on to me,” she added.
If our government had any bollocks they'd be sending a couple of special forces in there, get them both double tapped, show Vlad how to carry out a proper spot of wet work.
Then put out a straight faced press release asking the Russians if they'd be kind enough to get their two boys to give Salisbury Cathedral some Trip Advisor feedback
So now men are probably gay if they don't come on to lasses (fnar). Only last week we were all likely a bit rapey if we looked at their ankles in a funny way.
It is Russia though, to be fair. That sort of thing probably isn't the case over there.
They are taunting us I bet Theresa, Boris and the forties throwback Rees Mogg are furious need to right a stiff letter to Putin and threaten to. On second thought make a lot of noise and do nothing.
Yes, absolutely it is. A massive 'yeah we did, so what the fuck are you going to do about it?'
The amusing thing about today's epic-level trolling is it's a bit of a problem for all the conspiracy theorists who were banging on about Porton Down, false flag blah blah blah, as this makes it either accept it's the Russians or accept that these two flew 4000 miles to spend half an hour in a cathedral looking at buttresses
This is it like. It doesn't matter what story they come up with, they've got away with it and nothing will come of it.
If this was a movie, they'd have trained a man and a woman to have perfect RP accents and spend three years integrating into the village as a married couple. Real life is clumsily sending two goons to do it over two days with no plausible cover story.
"Shall we send over two stealthy spies no one would ever suspect, comrade?"
"Nyet, lets send a couple of guys that look like a cross between a Bond villain's henchman and that Scouse bloke out of Bread and Goodnight Sweetheart to spray some poison onto a doorknob and hastily dart back on the next flight"
Vlads the man like, cool as ice.
didnt they shoot a passenger airline down, or one of their allies...
Shot Malaysia Airline flight down then did their usual denial act.
So, what do our resident conspiracy ***** make of this spectacularly shit Russian explanation for these two men’s movements?
I’ll give the Ivans this; they’ve got a sense of humour.
The 2 Russians have failed spectacularly though
I can't help but notice how quiet the conspiracy theorists are right now...
Iirc there were a few on the original thread, blaming anyone and everyone but the Russians
Obvious innit. They flew all this way to see Salisbury Cathedral, but couldn't find it so went home again.
That’s what’s happening.
The govt faux outrage ower dodgy money and the mock visa cancelling for Abramovich are just how the games played. Problem is Putin genuinely doesn’t give a fuck and can’t be arsed to put up a decent defence. He’s taking the piss.
Calling him and Russia cold blooded killers is a compliment in his eyes. It’s like when the left call trump or the Tories racist they take it as a compliment vicaversa when the EDL etc call the left “lefties” as an insult.
The whole charades about keeping people in work at govt, media levels.
Salisbury Cathedral should announce itself as such.
They're taking the piss out of us. We're Brits, we invented piss-taking. Let's show them how it's done.
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