Salisbury Cathedral is a must see for KGB agents on holiday

Discussion in 'SMB' started by xtrouble, Sep 13, 2018.

  1. Yankee Mackem

    Yankee Mackem Winger

    Apart from the fact that he cathedral isn't even that good, the whole thing is ridiculous. Our response has not been sufficient by any means, I know there's not much that could be done but something needs to be, or else, as Arthursboy says, they'll just be back.

    I want to put a laughing smiley in response to this, but someone died ffs.
     
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  2. Мы берем мочу
    И смеясь
    Мы снимаем мочу и смеемся
     
  3. EchoMan

    EchoMan Winger

    That’s easy for you to say
     
  4. Paddy O'Dors

    Paddy O'Dors Striker

  5. box2box

    box2box Striker




    That's tremendous :lol: off their rockers
     
  6. I think my son applied for a job at that tv station
     
  7. Elephant

    Elephant Midfield

    The wonderful world of twitter.

    They came from Russia, had a thirst for knowledge, Liked their spires, were passing Wiltshire College That’s where I Caught their eye All their texts back home were encoded, Said they knew the way from the station…blindfolded I said fine And in 30 seconds time they said

    WE WANT TO SEE A COMMON STEEPLE WE’LL FLY TO SEE WHAT EVER COMMON STEEPLES DO BUT IF THERE’S SLUSH NEAR THAT COMMON STEEPLE I’LL TURN BACK FROM THAT COMMON STEEPLE LIKE YOU DO
     
  8. Joe Public

    Joe Public Striker

    When will this War against tourists end?
     
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  9. citybythesea

    citybythesea Central Defender

    Are these the logical actions of tourists?

    they fly to London in March

    Book into a EAST London hotel (despite being hundreds of hotels nearer to Salisbury)

    Travel West to Salisbury for a couple of hours and don't visit the tourist sites...."because of slush"

    Return the next day, again not visiting the sites, caught on cctv approaching the victims home

    Promptly leave Salisbury and fly back to Moscow........all within two days!!!
     
  10. errant

    errant Striker

    i wonder where comical ali is these days?
     
  11. Dying in hospital in UAE according to Wikipedia.

    Probably means he’s shagging 18 year old blonde nymphos in the South of France in Ali Speak.
     
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  12. Yankee Mackem

    Yankee Mackem Winger

    I've never seen anything like the way the internet is being used as a weapon in this. If you check international news sources on this story, the comments sections are always filled with comments, many citing alternative Russian explanations that are (to put it bluntly) unlikely, such as the ridiculous story about the identical time stamp of the men in the security gate. Its the OJ Simpson defence, simply flood the media with enough alternatives and a single narrative becomes hard to define, leading to confusion. Its absolutely horrific.
     
  13. yyy

    yyy Striker

    No where to eat in Durham man!!!

    Found him. :D

    [​IMG]
     
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  14. Buchans Boots

    Buchans Boots Central Defender

    Youre not making the right observation though are you?

    The observation to be made is - what sort of trust is there in our own government when people would rather believe a conspiracy theory and the Russians?

    Thats the observation to be made. Clearly all trust has been lost and the government has lost control of the narrative.

    As for what the Russians did or didnt do in Salisbury - probably pretty similar to what we, the Yanks and the Israelis are probably doing in Moscow and the satellite states on a continual basis.
     
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  15. Daffy

    Daffy Striker

  16. Dubai Si

    Dubai Si Central Defender

    Different kind of slush though. That slush that soaks your shoes right through here.
     
  17. Daffy

    Daffy Striker

    Aey
    Suppose
     
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