Salisbury Cathedral is a must see for KGB agents on holiday

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  1. xtrouble

    xtrouble Midfield

  2. Glad they didn’t hear about Durhams
     
  3. HABA87

    HABA87 Winger

    A 4000 mile round trip to go to Salisbury for an hour or so. :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  4. Bishop Boy

    Bishop Boy Striker

    I believe Vlad, just in case he is reading this thread.
     
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  5. gazc24

    gazc24 Winger

    A 4000 mile round trip to get of the train and go "its raining lets go back to Moscow" after 20 minutes

    If this is what Russian spies are like we are safe in the north east, to much rain for them.
     
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  6. xtrouble

    xtrouble Midfield


    They probably could find recommendations for restaurants in Salisbury .
     
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  7. EchoMan

    EchoMan Winger

    Aye. Let’s not bother with Stone Henge and the other attractions around there. A high street full of chain stores is worth the trip in itself.
     
  8. Hahaha. They must’ve been pissing themselves in the Putin debriefing when they came up with this one.
    To be fair, all the so-called Superpower nations aren’t really accountable to anyone, so it matters not how ludicrous their story is.
     
  9. HABA87

    HABA87 Winger

    Hey Ruslan, I hear the Oxfam on Salisbury's Catherine Street has some rare Hasselhoff CDs. Let's go.
     
  10. Helmerroids

    Helmerroids Midfield

    Only to find it covered in slush :confused::lol:
     
  11. Bishop Boy

    Bishop Boy Striker

    Any Gutenberg filums?
     
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  12. TK-421

    TK-421 Winger

    This is going to be such a meme
     
  13. Frijj

    Frijj Striker

    Nah they’re banned
     
  14. ravydavygravy

    ravydavygravy Striker

    Nee fucks given.
     
  15. Harry Angstrom

    Harry Angstrom Striker

    It's a nice Cathedral. (As far as they go)
     
  16. TK-421

    TK-421 Winger

    I was only here to admire the literature
     
  17. HABA87

    HABA87 Winger

    No denying that Гарольд, but worth a 4000 mile round trip for that alone?
     
  18. Churchlanelad

    Churchlanelad Goalkeeper

    Salisbury is a lovely cathedral, but not as good as Durham, obviously.
     
  19. Monty Pigeon

    Monty Pigeon Winger

    To be honest, my faith in the GRU was already wavering. I mean, what sort of outfit would send two agents to execute a hit in the UK relying for transport on the Sunday train timetable? Bunch of amateurs.

    Also, if visiting Salisbury Cathedral is your cover story for a 4000-mile day trip then damned well visit Salisbury Cathedral.
     
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    You’d think travelling all that way they’d know where to go
     

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