Salisbury Cathedral is a must see for KGB agents on holiday
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Feed the Monster
Striker
Does anyone else think this is just the Russians blatantly sticking two fingers up by putting those two up with such a stupid excuse for being there?
I can imagine the officials in Red Square pissing themselves laughing about this
Absolutely this. And they know there’s fuck all we can do about it.
Aye, it was a good job it was sunny and warm from 1941 to 44 or they’d have been fucked.
The Russian interviewer is implying they are gay for some reason.
The men declined to respond. Simonyan later tweeted: “I don’t know if they’re gay or not gay. They’re so stylish, as far as I could tell – with their beards and haircuts, tight pants.
“They didn’t come on to me,” she added.
fin
Central Defender
If our government had any bollocks they'd be sending a couple of special forces in there, get them both double tapped, show Vlad how to carry out a proper spot of wet work.
Then put out a straight faced press release asking the Russians if they'd be kind enough to get their two boys to give Salisbury Cathedral some Trip Advisor feedback
Then put out a straight faced press release asking the Russians if they'd be kind enough to get their two boys to give Salisbury Cathedral some Trip Advisor feedback
The Sinful Dwarf
Midfield
So now men are probably gay if they don't come on to lasses (fnar). Only last week we were all likely a bit rapey if we looked at their ankles in a funny way.
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It is Russia though, to be fair. That sort of thing probably isn't the case over there.
mickeymoor
Central Defender
Does anyone else think this is just the Russians blatantly sticking two fingers up by putting those two up with such a stupid excuse for being there?
I can imagine the officials in Red Square pissing themselves laughing about this
Yes, absolutely it is. A massive 'yeah we did, so what the fuck are you going to do about it?'
The amusing thing about today's epic-level trolling is it's a bit of a problem for all the conspiracy theorists who were banging on about Porton Down, false flag blah blah blah, as this makes it either accept it's the Russians or accept that these two flew 4000 miles to spend half an hour in a cathedral looking at buttresses
Ashley In!!
Striker
This is it like. It doesn't matter what story they come up with, they've got away with it and nothing will come of it.
S.S.R..
Winger
If this was a movie, they'd have trained a man and a woman to have perfect RP accents and spend three years integrating into the village as a married couple. Real life is clumsily sending two goons to do it over two days with no plausible cover story.
"Shall we send over two stealthy spies no one would ever suspect, comrade?"
"Nyet, lets send a couple of guys that look like a cross between a Bond villain's henchman and that Scouse bloke out of Bread and Goodnight Sweetheart to spray some poison onto a doorknob and hastily dart back on the next flight"
"Shall we send over two stealthy spies no one would ever suspect, comrade?"
"Nyet, lets send a couple of guys that look like a cross between a Bond villain's henchman and that Scouse bloke out of Bread and Goodnight Sweetheart to spray some poison onto a doorknob and hastily dart back on the next flight"
Vlads the man like, cool as ice.
didnt they shoot a passenger airline down, or one of their allies...
Grammar Police
Winger
Shot Malaysia Airline flight down then did their usual denial act.
I can't help but notice how quiet the conspiracy theorists are right now...
Boz33
Striker
Iirc there were a few on the original thread, blaming anyone and everyone but the Russians
Hardyman's Yugo
Striker
Obvious innit. They flew all this way to see Salisbury Cathedral, but couldn't find it so went home again.
riffraff
Striker
That’s what’s happening.
The govt faux outrage ower dodgy money and the mock visa cancelling for Abramovich are just how the games played. Problem is Putin genuinely doesn’t give a fuck and can’t be arsed to put up a decent defence. He’s taking the piss.
Calling him and Russia cold blooded killers is a compliment in his eyes. It’s like when the left call trump or the Tories racist they take it as a compliment vicaversa when the EDL etc call the left “lefties” as an insult.
The whole charades about keeping people in work at govt, media levels.
T
The Exile
Guest
Salisbury Cathedral should announce itself as such.
They're taking the piss out of us. We're Brits, we invented piss-taking. Let's show them how it's done.
They're taking the piss out of us. We're Brits, we invented piss-taking. Let's show them how it's done.
