Sad Bastard Neighbours

[Gillythedilf]

Eh?

He takes care of his property and dog and its sad?

Sounds like hes enjoying himself with nice place and going on holidays in caravan. With a happy dog as well.


Ah so not a classic or anything like that?

Mad isn’t it people walking their dog and cutting the grass in the summer.

 

[Captain Slackbladder]

Thats what the old illegal immigrant car valeting places are for.
Nowt says complete dullard than a bloke who spends Sunday's f***ing about washing and cleaning the car out.

 

[Gillythedilf]

Thats what the old illegal immigrant car valeting places are for.
Nowt says complete dullard than a bloke who spends Sunday's f***ing about washing and cleaning the car out.

Anyone who lets them fuckers anywhere near their car don’t like cars and are lazy bastards

 

[BigPete]

Mad isn’t it people walking their dog and cutting the grass in the summer.

The cheek of it

 

[Roaring Chubby]

One across the road from me, very similar. Feckin semi-detached surburban Mr James. Non stop cars /caravan washing, grass cutting (summer), constant snow clearing of the drive (winter) at every little downfall, dog walking 4 times a day. What a sad sad life he has; been nowhere, seen nowt, just accumulating cash, for his even sadder 30 year old kid (who has never been out of his bedroom for 30 years) to inherit.

Bit odd to be so full of venom for someone just minding their own business.

 

[mysticmackem]

Eh?

He takes care of his property and dog and its sad?

Sounds like hes enjoying himself with nice place and going on holidays in caravan. With a happy dog as well.


Ah so not a classic or anything like that?

Pikey alert !

 

[BigPete]

Bit odd to be so full of venom for someone just minding their own business.

Nailed the OPs lass in the car hence the anger imo

Pikey alert !

That would be living in one

 

[mysticmackem]

Bit odd to be so full of venom for someone just minding their own business.

If only he did !

 

[Longy]

One across the road from me, very similar. Feckin semi-detached surburban Mr James. Non stop cars /caravan washing, grass cutting (summer), constant snow clearing of the drive (winter) at every little downfall, dog walking 4 times a day. What a sad sad life he has; been nowhere, seen nowt, just accumulating cash, for his even sadder 30 year old kid (who has never been out of his bedroom for 30 years) to inherit.

He shagged your lass didn’t he?!

 

[Big Jeff]

Got one across the road who is actually out now in this weather washing his car. Sometimes he’s out at 6am on a Saturday cleaning it. Oh and he’s got a moustache aswell the oddball.

I take it he's an out rather than an in.

 

[BigPete]

He shagged your lass didn’t he?!

All coming together..

Like they did

 

[Longy]

Anyone who lets them fuckers anywhere near their car don’t like cars and are lazy bastards

“Anyone who lets them fuckers anywhere near their car have got better things to do with their time”.

I let the fellas at Tesco’s do mine. Quite like driving, not interested in cars. I’d prefer to do something I enjoy. Even if it’s sitting & staring.

 

[Select coaches]

Sounds like one of those guys that likes to shine his machine, he'll make you take off your shoes before he lets you get in

Probably kisses his car goodnight.

Thought it was kiss his cock at night?

 

[Gillythedilf]

“Anyone who lets them fuckers anywhere near their car have got better things to do with their time”.

I let the fellas at Tesco’s do mine. Quite like driving, not interested in cars. I’d prefer to do something I enjoy. Even if it’s sitting & staring.

They just scratch the car with their clothing and dirty cloths.That acid they put on the wheels rots the hubs.

pay a £10 for the privilege aswell

 

[mysticmackem]

He shagged your lass didn’t he?!

He doesn't even shag his own lass man.

 

[Longy]

They just scratch the car with their clothing and dirty cloths.That acid they put on the wheels rots the hubs.

pay a £10 for the privilege aswell

I pay £20. They’ll be killing my car twice as bad!

He doesn't even shag his own lass man.

How do you know?! I’m going to call the Polis on you like. This poor fella’s got a stalker & he doesn’t know yet

 

[Sandboy]

kids had the street like a skating rink and an old couple from up the hill have just walked all the way down with salt from the bin outside their house, miserable fuckers*

* she does live on the steep bit so I'm grateful when she does that but it's flat outside mine

 

[South Banker Wolf]

He doesn't even shag his

I pay £20. They’ll be killing my car twice as bad!

How do you know?! I’m going to call the Polis on you like. This poor fella’s got a stalker & he doesn’t know yet

Jealous swinger alert.

 

[mysticmackem]

I pay £20. They’ll be killing my car twice as bad!

How do you know?! I’m going to call the Polis on you like. This poor fella’s got a stalker & he doesn’t know yet

I'm sure he knows what all the neighbours are doing, as he's always staring in everyones winda's, at all hours of the day (and night). Fecking weirdo I tell yer !

 

[Gillythedilf]

I'm sure he knows what all the neighbours are doing, as he's always staring in everyones winda's, at all hours of the day (and night). Fecking weirdo I tell yer !

It’s hard not to look in people’s windows tbh