Sad Bastard Neighbours

[mini-x2]

Got one across the road who is actually out now in this weather washing his car. Sometimes he’s out at 6am on a Saturday cleaning it. Oh and he’s got a moustache aswell the oddball.

 

[JAZZMANB]

Mine's sad cos his dog died
he is a bastard like

 

[Some Random Guy]

Sounds like one of those guys that likes to shine his machine, he'll make you take off your shoes before he lets you get in

Probably kisses his car goodnight.

 

[BigPete]

Got one across the road who is actually out now in this weather washing his car. Sometimes he’s out at 6am on a Saturday cleaning it. Oh and he’s got a moustache aswell the oddball.

What type of car is it?

 

[Scimmy]

One of our neighbours puts her bins out at midday Wednesday without fail. The binmen come at midday Thursday without fail. Our lass is becoming fixated on it .

 

[cornish mackem]

Making the roads and pavements more slippery?
sounds like he’s got a camera on to win some £250s

 

[luvulongtime]

What type of car is it?

a clean one

 

[Tommasi]

I worked with a Lad who had a sports car. He adored the thing but hardly drove it, his real interest was "detailing" it. Absolutely bizarre.

 

[Phantom of mobs]

My dozy neighbour has shovelled snow three times today whilst it was snowing. Takes it personally if his car gets a covering and is straight out there brushing it off. He does, however, have the biggest garage in the street. The mind boggles.

 

[marathon9]

What type of car is it?

I'm more interested in what bucket he uses...

 

[mysticmackem]

Got one across the road who is actually out now in this weather washing his car. Sometimes he’s out at 6am on a Saturday cleaning it. Oh and he’s got a moustache aswell the oddball.

One across the road from me, very similar. Feckin semi-detached surburban Mr James. Non stop cars /caravan washing, grass cutting (summer), constant snow clearing of the drive (winter) at every little downfall, dog walking 4 times a day. What a sad sad life he has; been nowhere, seen nowt, just accumulating cash, for his even sadder 30 year old kid (who has never been out of his bedroom for 30 years) to inherit.

 

[Space Hopper]

I was washing my car with my son yesterday when he asked:

"Dad, could you not just use a sponge?"

 

[ReidysLeftLug]

What type of car is it?

Mini Metro

 

[Goat Eyes]

I’ve just seen a competition on Raffall, one of these where you buy some raffle tickets (online) and you can win a house. This was a lovely detached house in Cheshire worth £500k and a Ferrari.

They parked the Ferrari in the dining room.

https://imgur.com/a/Dp8f6jo

 

[Gillythedilf]

I worked with a Lad who had a sports car. He adored the thing but hardly drove it, his real interest was "detailing" it. Absolutely bizarre.

I’m a bit like that tbh.Rare I drive the car but I do enjoy cleaning it.

 

[Son of Stan]

My neighbour is regularly in her back garden with a wire brush cleaning her paving stones. I don't care how bored I might be, there is always something better to do than cleaning paving stones. Especially at 10am.

 

[Gillythedilf]

I'm more interested in what bucket he uses...

Anyone who knars the crack use the 2 bucket system

 

[ivanthereasonable]

One across the road from me, very similar. Feckin semi-detached surburban Mr James. Non stop cars /caravan washing, grass cutting (summer), constant snow clearing of the drive (winter) at every little downfall, dog walking 4 times a day. What a sad sad life he has; been nowhere, seen nowt, just accumulating cash, for his even sadder 30 year old kid (who has never been out of his bedroom for 30 years) to inherit.

The fecking irony meter has just gone off the scale.

 

[mini-x2]

What type of car is it?

A BMW

 

[BigPete]

One across the road from me, very similar. Feckin semi-detached surburban Mr James. Non stop cars /caravan washing, grass cutting (summer), constant snow clearing of the drive (winter) at every little downfall, dog walking 4 times a day. What a sad sad life he has; been nowhere, seen nowt, just accumulating cash, for his even sadder 30 year old kid (who has never been out of his bedroom for 30 years) to inherit.

Eh?

He takes care of his property and dog and its sad?

Sounds like hes enjoying himself with nice place and going on holidays in caravan. With a happy dog as well.

A BMW

Ah so not a classic or anything like that?