Was walking the dog along Wearmouth Bridge when I heard a reet old commotion.
A mag fan was standing on the bridge parapet shouting " the end is nigh, Rafa the gaffa is gannin, I'm gonna jump, life's not worth living without rafa".
"How man, ya great daft, fat, ugly, gravy stained, delusional, post 92 mag wanker (think I covered everything there pls feel free to add if necessary), aren't you taking things a bit too far, it's only a game after all".
"Naaaah man, ya divvent understand, he's the greatest, world class - us is fkd withoot Rafa the gaffa" he replied.
Getting bored with his crap patter, I said "anyhow, yer a dorty Mag, why are you doing the deed here, can't you use your own fking bridge?"
"Don't be a f***ing ideeyat, he replied, have ya seen the bastad queue?"