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Hi, I'm from a Newcastle forum and we like to ask a set of questions to opposition fans in order to use it in our pre match build up. Thanks in advance. The questions are:

1 – Where do you think you’ll finish this season? What about Newcastle?
2 – The police have eased up on 'bubble policing' for this, what do you think?
3 – What are your thoughts on Gus Poyet? Right man for the job?
4 – What are your thoughts on Colback?
5 – If you could have one football player, past or present, live in your spare room who would it be and why?
6 – Is your lack of goals due to poor finishing or poor chance creation (or a mix of both)?
7 – If your club was a biscuit, what biscuit would it be? And why would it be that biscuit?
8 – Do you agree with O Shea's stance on not shaking Colback's hand? Or do you think it's pathetic?
9 – How important is the derby to you?
10 – Scoreline prediction?
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Southerner said:
Hi, I'm from a Newcastle forum and we like to ask a set of questions to opposition fans in order to use it in our pre match build up. Thanks in advance. The questions are:

1 – Where do you think you’ll finish this season? What about Newcastle? SAFC 10th, Newcastle 11th.
2 – The police have eased up on 'bubble policing' for this, what do you think? I'd like the escort to be removed so that we can stroke the horses and chat with your fans.
3 – What are your thoughts on Gus Poyet? Right man for the job? Depends which job, he is a head coach and not a manager.
4 – What are your thoughts on Colback? He waved at us once after a derby match at the SoL his wife/bird has got blonde hair and was wearing zany geometric patterned leggings.
5 – If you could have one football player, past or present, live in your spare room who would it be and why? Steph Houghton because she reminds me of my mam when she was younger and prettier.
6 – Is your lack of goals due to poor finishing or poor chance creation (or a mix of both)? Due to the goals being too small and the ball being too big.
7 – If your club was a biscuit, what biscuit would it be? And why would it be that biscuit? Probs a Bourbon cream as we have 2 black players and a sort of mixed race one playing in between them.
8 – Do you agree with O Shea's stance on not shaking Colback's hand? Or do you think it's pathetic? Irishmen tend to hold a grudge better than the English do. I expect O'Shea to wear a balaclava on Sunday and shoot into the air if he scores.
9 – How important is the derby to you? Derby is important to me as it's a major railway junction and produces Rolls Royce engines that are useful for when I go on planes on holiday.
10 – Scoreline prediction? NUFC 1-9 SAFC
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Enjoy visiting the North of England and remember to bring your passport.
 
Southerner said:
Hi, I'm from a Newcastle forum and we like to ask a set of questions to opposition fans in order to use it in our pre match build up. Thanks in advance. The questions are:
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1 – Where do you think you’ll finish this season? What about Newcastle? Us - 15th. Youse - 16/17th
2 – The police have eased up on 'bubble policing' for this, what do you think? Good.
3 – What are your thoughts on Gus Poyet? Right man for the job? Yes, he needs time to establish a system
4 – What are your thoughts on Colback? Average. No big loss
5 – If you could have one football player, past or present, live in your spare room who would it be and why? Quinn. He'd be good company
6 – Is your lack of goals due to poor finishing or poor chance creation (or a mix of both)? Both.
7 – If your club was a biscuit, what biscuit would it be? And why would it be that biscuit? Fuck off.
8 – Do you agree with O Shea's stance on not shaking Colback's hand? Or do you think it's pathetic? I couldn't care less.
9 – How important is the derby to you? Very
10 – Scoreline prediction? I don't make predictions.
 
Southerner said:
Hi, I'm from a Newcastle forum and we like to ask a set of questions to opposition fans in order to use it in our pre match build up. Thanks in advance. The questions are:

1 – Where do you think you’ll finish this season? What about Newcastle?


2 – The police have eased up on 'bubble policing' for this, what do you think?

I think the RSPCA are going to have a heavy case load Monday morning.

3 – What are your thoughts on Gus Poyet? Right man for the job?

He's not a compulsive liar like your silver fox

4 – What are your thoughts on Colback?

Great at impersonating a crab, and has some brilliant photos mugging your lot off.

5 – If you could have one football player, past or present, live in your spare room who would it be and why?

None I'd want them on the pitch.

6 – Is your lack of goals due to poor finishing or poor chance creation (or a mix of both)?

Lol kettle black.

7 – If your club was a biscuit, what biscuit would it be? And why would it be that biscuit?

How about a Gregg's pasty?

8 – Do you agree with O Shea's stance on not shaking Colback's hand? Or do you think it's pathetic?

Did Jesus shake Judas hand?

9 – How important is the derby to you?

Not a lot since your main rivals are man united

10 – Scoreline prediction?
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3-1 us. Newcastle city centre implodes as BT morn the loss of phoneboxes
 
Southerner said:
Hi, I'm from a Newcastle forum and we like to ask a set of questions to opposition fans in order to use it in our pre match build up. Thanks in advance. The questions are:

1 – Where do you think you’ll finish this season? What about Newcastle?
2 – The police have eased up on 'bubble policing' for this, what do you think?
3 – What are your thoughts on Gus Poyet? Right man for the job?
4 – What are your thoughts on Colback?
5 – If you could have one football player, past or present, live in your spare room who would it be and why?
6 – Is your lack of goals due to poor finishing or poor chance creation (or a mix of both)?
7 – If your club was a biscuit, what biscuit would it be? And why would it be that biscuit?
8 – Do you agree with O Shea's stance on not shaking Colback's hand? Or do you think it's pathetic?
9 – How important is the derby to you?
10 – Scoreline prediction?
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Get fucked
 
Southerner said:
Hi, I'm from a Newcastle forum and we like to ask a set of questions to opposition fans in order to use it in our pre match build up. Thanks in advance. The questions are:

1 – Where do you think you’ll finish this season? What about Newcastle? - 10th to 12th. Exactly, what about Newcastle?
2 – The police have eased up on 'bubble policing' for this, what do you think? - Your toon will look like Beirut if your previous attempts to trash your own city are anything to go by
3 – What are your thoughts on Gus Poyet? Right man for the job? - Time will tell but currently yes.
4 – What are your thoughts on Colback? - We had one of those once. It was broke so we got rid.
5 – If you could have one football player, past or present, live in your spare room who would it be and why? - What a very odd question.
6 – Is your lack of goals due to poor finishing or poor chance creation (or a mix of both)? - Probably both, but we could learn a lot from yourselves having amassed a huge 4 more.
7 – If your club was a biscuit, what biscuit would it be? And why would it be that biscuit? - A Maryland Cookie. Full of nuts but so addictive.
8 – Do you agree with O Shea's stance on not shaking Colback's hand? Or do you think it's pathetic? - If our captain decides we don't then we don't.
9 – How important is the derby to you? - Obviously not as important as it is to you as I don't trawl your forums looking for whatever it is your looking to get out of this post
10 – Scoreline prediction?
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- 1-2
 
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