Office/work-based things that make you want to get up in the morning

[Charmless Man]

Flexible working hours, £25 a day food allowance, being able to wear whatever you want, friendly and competent colleagues, a fantastic day rate.

These are just some of the reasons why I’m pleased I started a new project this week.

Who else lives to work?

You can wear whatever you want? Is there a 'within reason' caveat? Could you turn up dressed as a wizard or something?

 

[a1970man]

I love going to work, it's just the 8 hours they make me hang around for before they let me come home that I hate.

 

[Dinsdale]

Being due a massive amount of redundancy when the company finally gets rid of me!

 

[Dave Herbal]

1 hour commute, no bonus scheme, no medical insurance, miserly pension contributions, and this year, no pay rise.

 

[Kevsgreat]

Don't have to have the heating on at home if you're at work do you. Cost savings right there.

 

[MackneyHackem]

You can wear whatever you want? Is there a 'within reason' caveat? Could you turn up dressed as a wizard or something?

I'm not client-facing so I can't see why not.

They're big on security so I have to wear a lanyard which really f***ing cuts deep.

 

[dafunk2]

I work with a lovely group of people (for the most part), don't mind my job, work from home when I want and get to travel to some nice places (Tuscany, India, New York) which I can tag a holiday on to sometimes.

Having said that if I didn't have to work for the money I'd never think about the place again.

What do you do?

 

[peil]

Ability to nip to the shops without a 20 minute walk is about the only upside I can see today

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

No client-facing and can turn up dressed as a wizard

 

[Some Random Guy]

I can take long shites without being told to hurry up.

Free lunch and milk if nobody else is in the kitchen.

That's about it really.

 

[Swindon On Tour]

Flexible working hours, £25 a day food allowance, being able to wear whatever you want, friendly and competent colleagues, a fantastic day rate.

These are just some of the reasons why I’m pleased I started a new project this week.

Who else lives to work?

Money to live.

 

[Stormo]

I live for the flexi. 7am start, make my day at 2.56pm. Usually stay til 4pm at least.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

My damn alarm clock.

 

[becs]

My boss is dead canny.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

My boss is dead canny.

Its you isn't it.

 

[becs]

Its you isn't it.

Aye

 

[The Hesford Diet]

The freedom. My whole body feels knacked tonight, but tomorrow I have an early afternoon flight, so don't need to get up too early, and I can have a couple of hours chilling out with the Spotify list.

I've done my stint of 12, 13, and occasionally 14 hour night shifts in warehouses and factory shop floors down the years, so the freedom to be able to work in different places and be left to it is canny.

 

[cosmicchris00]

Flexible working hours, £25 a day food allowance, being able to wear whatever you want, friendly and competent colleagues, a fantastic day rate.

These are just some of the reasons why I’m pleased I started a new project this week.

Who else lives to work?

The office munter and alround sour face getting suspended for being fingered back in the office after the Christmas do.

 

[Old Prestonian]

Knowing that if I get everything done sharpish I can be lying on my bed scratching my balls watching Amanda Hamilton on 'Place in the Sun' at 3 pm.

 

[Its Him Again]

We have wonderful sea views
Have our personal barista
Free smoothies , as many you want
Free endless snacks
Free beer now n then
You can drink alcohol at your desk now n then
I am not that keen on the job though