Office/work-based things that make you want to get up in the morning

[Old Prestonian]

Laura Hamilton, you berk!

f***ing hell, for a seasoned professional such as myself on matters of female presenters that really is a shocker.

 

[MackneyHackem]

She's not in APITS now is she? She's got her own show I think.
Either way. This thread is lacking in pics

I'd rather it wasn't to be honest, seeing as I'm working on the world's largest monitor in the middle of an open plan office.

 

[Keawyeds]

f***ing hell, for a seasoned professional such as myself on matters of female presenters that really is a shocker.

I mean there is someone called Amanda Hamilton and she's not bad to look at but she's not on APITS!

I'd rather it wasn't to be honest, seeing as I'm working on the world's largest monitor in the middle of an open plan office.

OPOBMW?

 

[Dave Herbal]

Have a coffee and grow up man.

Caffeine has no effect on me, annoyingly.

 

[Old Prestonian]

I mean there is someone called Amanda Hamilton and she's not bad to look at but she's not on APITS!

Is there? In my defence, I'd had a couple of drinks when posting last night.

 

[Iballistic George]

Dirty smelly uncomfortable workplace. Having to deal with the public who think they own you. Bad bosses terrible working hours and conditions. 40 min break in a 10 hour shift that's all I get. The only 3 upsides to my job are I get a decent salary with final salary pension at the end and I don't work weekends but the weekend bit is only because if my illness otherwise I'd be working 2 out of 3 weekends.

 

[MackneyHackem]

I mean there is someone called Amanda Hamilton and she's not bad to look at but she's not on APITS!


OPOBMW?

Office party or black man's willy?

 

[Epping]

A good bloody day rate.. bugger anything else

 

[Keawyeds]

Office party or black man's willy?

FFS. Open Plan Office Big Monitor Wank

 

[Cockney Mackem]

You can wear whatever you want? Is there a 'within reason' caveat? Could you turn up dressed as a wizard or something?

Dress codes at work are one of the best examples of how weird organisations are. One place I worked had a "no Spandex" rule.

 

[Old Prestonian]

She's not in APITS now is she? She's got her own show I think.
Either way. This thread is lacking in pics

The lass in question.

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[MackneyHackem]

Being told by your boss that there's no more work for you to do and they've hired someone permanent to take over, then you pointing out that you signed a contract until March 20th and you'll want it paying up in full if they want you to leave.

Gerrin.

 

[Wilfy]

Being told by your boss that there's no more work for you to do and they've hired someone permanent to take over, then you pointing out that you signed a contract until March 20th and you'll want it paying up in full if they want you to leave.

Gerrin.

Have they agreed to pay you till then?

 

[MackneyHackem]

Have they agreed to pay you till then?

No, I'm just going to keep turning up and spend the time looking for a new contract somewhere else.

 

[Wilfy]

No, I'm just going to keep turning up and spend the time looking for a new contract somewhere else.

Be class if they agree but tell you not to come in.

 

[MackneyHackem]

Be class if they agree but tell you not to come in.

Wouldn't it. I'd be buzzing. I'm currently occupying the desk meant for the new perm member of staff. They might make me come in but put me in a cupboard or something.

 

[Wilfy]

Wouldn't it. I'd be buzzing. I'm currently occupying the desk meant for the new perm member of staff. They might make me come in but put me in a cupboard or something.

Start being disruptive, might make their minds up for them.

 

[safcforever]

I work with a lovely group of people (for the most part), don't mind my job, work from home when I want and get to travel to some nice places (Tuscany, India, New York) which I can tag a holiday on to sometimes.

Having said that if I didn't have to work for the money I'd never think about the place again.

I like my job, it’s challenging. However if I could I’d quit tomorrow. It pays well so I’m hooked

 

[The Breen Machine]

No, I'm just going to keep turning up and spend the time looking for a new contract somewhere else.

Be utterly amazed if they don't pay you in Lieu and let you go once a suitable handover is completed.

 

[SAFC_Jack]

Work from home, flexible working. Autonomous working. Remotely managed. No line manager responsibilities, with the same pay for the grade.