Newborn baby sleeping advice..

[dcl0sc]

You’ve done it now. One of those purchases that a section of the SMB get irrationally hysteric over. We used one for both of hours, it’s class.

6 months for us. When my little girl went I was proper gutted. Couldn’t wait to sling her brother out.

We did it the owld way with our first and then Perfect Prep way with the last two. Wish we got one for the first, perfect bottle in a minute. Anyone who argues are idiots.

 

[Longy]

We did it the owld way with our first and then Perfect Prep way with the last two. Wish we got one for the first, perfect bottle in a minute. Anyone who argues are idiots.

I’m disappointed I’ve come back on & there’s not a string of people criticising them.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Our little one is 9 weeks old today. We tend to have 3-4 good nights in a row followed by a bad one. Always kicks off at 8pm for an hour or so though. Think she has a colic.

My youngest had colic, she’d be in knots as we were trying to put her down. Bought some of the proper bottles and she’s been fine ever since.

 

[dcl0sc]

I’m disappointed I’ve come back on & there’s not a string of people criticising them.

I've got your back mate, if you've got mine?

 

[Pepe]

I’m disappointed I’ve come back on & there’s not a string of people criticising them.

It’s an absolute must have purchase.

 

[dcl0sc]

My youngest had colic, she’d be in knots as we were trying to put her down. Bought some of the proper bottles and she’s been fine ever since.

We moved ours to comfort milk and sorting our first born right out. Only thing negative was his Chicken Khorma shits that squirted out at you....

It’s an absolute must have purchase.

Anyone who disagrees must like the hard life.

 

[Longy]

I've got your back mate, if you've got mine?

It’s an absolute must have purchase.

One thing I would say, clean out the internal tubes regularly. Sitting water gets a bit minging. Also the inside of bath toys, rubber duck squirty toy type things. Minging.

 

[dcl0sc]

One thing I would say, clean out the internal tubes regularly. Sitting water gets a bit minging. Also the inside of bath toys, rubber duck squirty toy type things. Minging.

I regularly cleaned and descaled it mate, in a rather very anal fashion...

 

[Inside Forward]

My youngest had colic, she’d be in knots as we were trying to put her down. Bought some of the proper bottles and she’s been fine ever since.

It’s horrible, especially when there’s nowt you can do but wait for it to ease.

 

[Goat Eyes]

It’s horrible, especially when there’s nowt you can do but wait for it to ease.

Aye. First was no bother but second looked like she was in really pain and discomfort. The bottles with the tubes in helped us, but there’s formula you can get and a liquid you can add to the milk.

 

[Keawyeds]

I regularly cleaned and descaled it mate, in a rather very anal fashion...

You descale your anus?

 

[Goat Eyes]

You descale your anus?

Don’t we all?

 

[Keawyeds]

Don’t we all?

Must be better water this side of the Pennines.

 

[Longy]

I regularly cleaned and descaled it mate, in a rather very anal fashion...

They should bring back anal fashion.

 

[dcl0sc]

You descale your anus?

You don’t?

 

[Church]

When I saw this thread back on the front page and opened it I assumed the OP was still having troubles with the nipper

The answer is always that the little buggers rinse you dry if any normal amount of rest for about 2 years, no matter what you try. They are quite evil really, and particularly ungrateful considering all that you do for them.

 

[CraigyLee]

If you’ve still got the receipt can you send them back ?

 

[The Krankie Returns]

Haway @1982DurhamSAFC let us all know how you got on.
And congratulations as well.

 

[Gelan]

Talk to them sternly, and tell them you're having none of it.

 

[CraigyLee]

Talk to them sternly, and tell them you're having none of it.

He's 13 weeks old

tried that he just smiled shouted and then stuck his hand in his gob