My lass and my Tea

Discussion in 'Gold' started by Allenwhite78, May 2, 2008.

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  1. hence the ;)

  2. the streaker

    the streaker Guest

    Just seen this and thats tremendous..........

    Get her on here so we can slag her off properly........ :lol:

    Can we get Gordon Ramsey to go round ..........


    Stove her head in with the tin.......
  3. Haway man doorstops are canny..........;)
  4. [​IMG]

    The best thing since sliced bread.:lol::lol:
  5. A reference that would be totally lost on his lass. :lol:
  6. AC Mack

    AC Mack Striker

    Aye, nothing like posting pics of her sarnies on the SMB to get back at her mate! ;)
  7. the streaker

    the streaker Guest

    Nee chance of the baps then....... :oops:
  8. AC Mack

    AC Mack Striker

    If i set them up...
  9. Here is a picture of her just before she put the cheese in the sandwich.

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  10. the streaker

    the streaker Guest

    Hoy her on the National Express to London and let Boris have a bash at the sarnies tomorrow........
  11. ---Nemo---

    ---Nemo--- Striker

    Top linking. :-D
  12. the streaker

    the streaker Guest

    That tuna thing looks like a ski slope with a hat on..........
  13. Welshy

    Welshy Midfield

    More like a fucking chainsaw judging from that.
  14. hiroftm

    hiroftm Winger

    Count your self lucky, my lass won't cook for me, i'm the only one that will prepare food in this relationship.
  15. Bin her. Immediately.
  16. Data

    Data Midfield

    Maybe you should leave pictures of what a sarnie is supposed to look like on the fridge and that, then she's got something to work towards


    and definitely start buying sliced bread!

    if not sooner....
  17. hiroftm

    hiroftm Winger

    She'll pay for a curry like, which is probably for the best to be honest.

    I'm off, to make my own fuckin sandwich.
  18. Goodfella

    Goodfella Guest

    Bunch of puffs,thats a fuckin gadgies sandwich that!

    Has she got any sisters marra?
  19. Data

    Data Midfield

    is this how your head works like?

  20. daveyc

    daveyc Winger

    Sorry mate, but I reckon she's shagging a baker and she gets the lend of his axe to cut your 'sandwiches'.
    She's also cut your Scotch eggs in half - definately symbolic. Also the sausage roll ... fuckin' pitiful. She's obviously gettin' better quality cock somewhere else.
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