My lass and my Tea

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f***ing cake!!! thats her effort at a cheese sarny!!!

Just seen this and thats tremendous..........


Get her on here so we can slag her off properly........ :lol:

It's all in the presentation:-D

Can we get Gordon Ramsey to go round ..........

Have you married Disco's sister?


:lol::lol:

i dont even know what half that stuff is to be honest. What can you do with PEK chop pork?


Stove her head in with the tin.......
 
Hoy her on the National Express to London and let Boris have a bash at the sarnies tomorrow........
 
That tuna thing looks like a ski slope with a hat on..........
 
Count your self lucky, my lass won't cook for me, i'm the only one that will prepare food in this relationship.
 
Bunch of puffs,thats a fuckin gadgies sandwich that!

Has she got any sisters marra?
 
Sorry mate, but I reckon she's shagging a baker and she gets the lend of his axe to cut your 'sandwiches'.
She's also cut your Scotch eggs in half - definately symbolic. Also the sausage roll ... fuckin' pitiful. She's obviously gettin' better quality cock somewhere else.
 
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