My lass and my Tea

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Had to show yous this. Gets in from work, my lass says "teas in kitchen", goes in and see`s this....


cant even get me gob round it, ridiculous. Been to work all day and get this shite!!

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Can't you cook ? :lol:

I cooked tonight. Roasted veg (red onion, courgette, peppers, garlic cloves, herbs in a decent olive oil), butternut squash wedges and pan fried ostrich steak (medium). Enjoyed with a nice bottle of Chateauneuf du Pape.

f***ing lush.
 


Can't you cook ? :lol:

I cooked tonight. Roasted veg (red onion, courgette, peppers, garlic cloves, herbs in a decent olive oil), butternut squash wedges and pan fried ostrich steak (medium). Enjoyed with a nice bottle of Chateauneuf du Pape.

f***ing lush.

i dont even know what half that stuff is to be honest. What can you do with PEK chop pork?
 
Maybe that's just a starter?

If not, well er at least she cut the scotch egg! :lol:

That's the only positive i can think of mind.
 
aye, if only she could learn how to cut a f***ing slice of bread

Yep, that's her next lesson. Washing up comes third, i guess.

I've seen bricks thinner than that bread, but thick bread is still far superior to the thinly sliced shite, so he should be grateful of that at least.
 
reet, wasnt gonna post this to rub her nose in it but this was an effort few years/months back... but she deserves it.

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Thats quality


However I think she should invest in a bread knife that cuts straight ;)

Seriously what a top lass you must have to bring you sarnies like that consistently.

I don't think it is the knife that can't cut straight...
 
That last sandwich is class. You must have a right big gob to get your jaws round that one. :lol::lol::lol:

What have you done to piss your lass off. It was probably your turn to make the tea, I bet you were late on purpose. Or is your house like ours the first one home has to do the cooking.
 
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