My lass and my Tea

Discussion in 'Gold' started by Allenwhite78, May 2, 2008.

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  1. Bob Fleming

    Bob Fleming Striker

  2. Taggartis

    Taggartis Midfield

    absolutly class!
    been laughing all the way through and was just thinking of a pic like above.
    toppa. im creased up here.
    bet u ate both them sarnies anarl. classic
  3. BIG MAL

    BIG MAL Midfield

    She must be really really good in bed.:eek:
  4. Farralad

    Farralad Midfield

    thats fukin quality, that. Did she just chop the ends off and rip it in half.

    At least she made the effort like, me mate (when there lass was off work on maternity) used to come in from a hard days graft for his tea, to find a morrisons sarnie in the placa box stuck on a plate, the lazy bitch didn't even pull the wrapper back.

    at least it didnt bust his teeth like

  5. She doesn't need to be.

    He'll never leave her while she keeps feeding him those sandwiches.
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  6. Not if she is as brutal with everything else as she is with a bread knife.
  7. dominatrix :eek:
  8. Would also argue why he doesn't seem to want to stand up for himself or confront her about it. :eek:
  9. you know, i think we may be onto something here!
  10. malyan3

    malyan3 Midfield

    It's no wigan salad like but not far off. Does she have a name for this scotch egg, mammoth sandwich, sausage roll platter?
  11. Beery

    Beery Striker

    I think we've established it's something a long the lines of

    "A savoury, I'm fucking a new bloke and want you to fuck off/die, buffet"
  12. Allenwhite78

    Allenwhite78 Guest

    nah thak fuck,reckonof she did there would be a world shortage of bread

    you know, its all becoming clear now:lol:
  13. and just noticed he's wearing a gimp mask in his avatar!
  14. that second picture is class :lol:

    glad to see she is moving in the right direction
  15. How'd you manage to scran all that? I'd expect streaker to eat that much!
  16. bumble

    bumble Guest

    Been peavey helped :-D
  17. You down Bolton today? We put our application in with someone who neglected to say he had 1 point :roll:
  18. bumble

    bumble Guest

    What an inconsiderate twat marra.
    Gave me ticket to a mate who's goner drive the lads down,me mates taking his little brother down, so it sounded like a lack of ale intake, figured Ile watch it on the box so decided to give it a miss:eek:
  19. Boo. Actually, it's nice to have an away day in the house tbh. Costs a hell of a lot less!
  20. Mackem_Beefy

    Mackem_Beefy Guest

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