Discussion in 'Gold' started by Allenwhite78, May 2, 2008.
been laughing all the way through and was just thinking of a pic like above.
toppa. im creased up here.
bet u ate both them sarnies anarl. classic
She must be really really good in bed.
thats fukin quality, that. Did she just chop the ends off and rip it in half.
At least she made the effort like, me mate (when there lass was off work on maternity) used to come in from a hard days graft for his tea, to find a morrisons sarnie in the placa box stuck on a plate, the lazy bitch didn't even pull the wrapper back.
at least it didnt bust his teeth like
She doesn't need to be.
He'll never leave her while she keeps feeding him those sandwiches.
Not if she is as brutal with everything else as she is with a bread knife.
Would also argue why he doesn't seem to want to stand up for himself or confront her about it.
you know, i think we may be onto something here!
It's no wigan salad like but not far off. Does she have a name for this scotch egg, mammoth sandwich, sausage roll platter?
I think we've established it's something a long the lines of
"A savoury, I'm fucking a new bloke and want you to fuck off/die, buffet"
nah thak fuck,reckonof she did there would be a world shortage of bread
you know, its all becoming clear now
and just noticed he's wearing a gimp mask in his avatar!
that second picture is class
glad to see she is moving in the right direction
How'd you manage to scran all that? I'd expect streaker to eat that much!
Been peavey helped :-D
You down Bolton today? We put our application in with someone who neglected to say he had 1 point :roll:
What an inconsiderate twat marra.
Gave me ticket to a mate who's goner drive the lads down,me mates taking his little brother down, so it sounded like a lack of ale intake, figured Ile watch it on the box so decided to give it a miss
Boo. Actually, it's nice to have an away day in the house tbh. Costs a hell of a lot less!
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