My cat is causing trouble

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becs said:
Put glitter in your cats dinner. Then if the poo doesn't sparkle, you'll know it wasn't your cat.
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Brilliant idea Becs :lol:

HANDSOME_DAN said:
#1 cats dont always bury their shit very well (i have one) and it attracts more cats. if my garden was communal i could understand how a non cat person would be irritated. sometimes they shit directly on grass.

#2 i received this info via a friend in the NL a while back but basically satellite dishes in a nice flat block are a no go as they imply imigrants live there = lower property prices. tough shit whether you like that or not its the markets view.
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Tough shit if you don't give shit though, still applies.

becs said:
Try weeing there if it comes back again. Mam had a problem with a cat coming into their garden to poo. She kept emptying my Dad's incontinence bag in the place it was using to poo and it's not been back since :D
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It runs in the family :lol:
 
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It's f***ing crackers that cat owners think its acceptable to let their cats go and shit and piss anywhere they want.
I hope the rest of the flat owners buy a huge bird and train it to fly onto the Ops satellite dish and shit and piss arl ower it and his windows.
 
Niblet61 said:
Isn't that what dog owners have to do?
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Part of the deal, if you want a more affectionate animal you agree to get finger deep in its pedigree chod.
Cats aren't taken out for walks, and it would take an olympic gymnast to follow them
 
PeteFTM said:
Part of the deal, if you want a more affectionate animal you agree to get finger deep in its pedigree chod.
Cats aren't taken out for walks, and it would take an olympic gymnast to follow them
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Dog owners could say that if they just let them loose.
If you want a pet you look after it. You shouldn't be allowed to let it roam.
Cat owners can get leads for their pets too if they want.
 
There's a lass moved near me last year and her cat shits everywhere but its own back yard. Anyway, I was in the street talking to the old bloke over the road a while back and the lass comes over and asked if we'd seen her cat and the old fella blurted straight out "don't worry pet it'll be back once its finished crapping in everyone's garden". Her face was an absolute picture.
 
Had one basically try and move in kept jumping in through open windows and coming in the back door. Maxed it a few times with dog spray it gives our house a wide birth now.
 
FootballFan said:
Living in an apartment community bla bla bla

Bloody ridiculous, first I put my satellite dish up and they complained about that. Told them all to go fuck themselves and 5 years later its still there happy as larry.

Now apparently our cat is a problem - people have been complaining. Well they can fuck off, better a cat than rats and mice, it'll be roaming about and they can go and give their heads a shake.

Nosy neighbours, anybody got them?
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Not very society minded for a socialist are you?
 
FootballFan said:
I am all for society but not for fascist neighbours
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People aren't facists for not wanting cat shite in their garden when they haven't got a fkin cat.

I bet you're one of those people who put their plane seat back to get an extra inch and a half of leg room whilst the poor git sat behind you has the tray table shoved into their gut.
 
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