My cat is causing trouble

[The Sinful Dwarf]

I might try glitter in my supper for a sparkly poo the next morning.

 

[Some Random Guy]

I might try glitter in my supper for a sparkly poo the next morning.

Might put it in my kid's food then try to convince him that's the first sign of becoming a wizard.

 

[steve30000]

I might try glitter in my supper for a sparkly poo the next morning.

Hope you get well soon then

 

[becs]

I might try glitter in my supper for a sparkly poo the next morning.

or try wax crayons. My old collie had a fettish for eating them and his poos had multicoloured chunks in them. I'm sure I could have won a Turner prize with them.

 

[Dappa]

You're a bloke who owns a cat?

Total wrong un

This. Real men own dogs.

 

[FootballFan]

People aren't facists for not wanting cat shite in their garden when they haven't got a fkin cat.

I bet you're one of those people who put their plane seat back to get an extra inch and a half of leg room whilst the poor git sat behind you has the tray table shoved into their gut.

I am not no. The reverse, I hate those people.

How dare you accuse my cat of shiting anywhere except where he is supposed to. The absolute cheek of you.

This. Real men own dogs.

what complete bollocks

 

[Niblet61]

I am not no. The reverse, I hate those people.

How dare you accuse my cat of shiting anywhere except where he is supposed to. The absolute cheek of you.

Where is it supposed to? In the communal space of the apartment block?

 

[Tomma]

Knocky nine lives would be my guess .

Tidied

 

[look out piano]

Tidied

 

[FootballFan]

Where is it supposed to? In the communal space of the apartment block?

It has its own bog inside and uses it correctly. Very well trained.