Multi tasking...The old chestnut

[dangermows]

Imagine choosing cooking and washing over watching football and supping

 

[Rick O Shea]

My wife (no) is great at multi-tasking - she nags me do at least a dozen things at a time....

 

[dangermows]

I know a few 'Mummy Boys', one moved out to live alone and did not know how to make a pan of chips.
There's a few mummy boys who take on a lass because she treats and caters for him just like his mam has done.

That's me. Basically married another Mam. Only one I wanted to shag. Have to do next to nowt

 

[tunstall birdman]

That's me. Basically married another Mam. Only one I wanted to shag. Have to do next to nowt

Does your lass comb your hair?

 

[dangermows]

Does your lass comb your hair?

Nope. Shaves it. Any bloke allowing a comb on their barnet needs to have a word with themselves.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Nope. Shaves it. Any bloke allowing a comb on their barnet needs to have a word with themselves.

And your nuts?

 

[jubblies]

So how comes on a Sunday for example our lass can wash and dry clothes, talk on the phone AND make a dinner with several pans plus the oven all on the go at the same time when all I can do is drink tea and watch footy?

Still multi tasking

 

[dangermows]

And your nuts?

Aye. Although tbf I shave her arse crack.

Still multi tasking

Nope. Turns away from the TV to drink his tea. Puts cup down then turns back to the TV. Only a fool would risk doing it differently.

 

[Barnacle Boy]

Still multi tasking

I shout for her to come pause the match to have a drink of me scad dint I

 

[JAZZMANB]

That's me. Basically married another Mam. Only one I wanted to shag. Have to do next to nowt

And here is living proof what you do with all that extra time

 

[dangermows]

And here is living proof what you do with all that extra time

 

[tunstall birdman]

Aye. Although tbf I shave her arse crack.

When I was about 16, me and a couple of mates went to call for another mate to go out to the disco and his sister let us in. When we walked into the sitting room, he was sitting on a high stool and his mam was combing his hair. After the initial, doing our best to not look shocked or surprised, we all gave each other a certain 'look' with our eye's that stated, we could not wait to get outside and rip his life apart for what we had just witnessed..

And here is living proof what you do with all that extra time

 

[dangermows]

When I was about 16, me and a couple of mates went to call for another mate to go out to the disco and his sister let us in. When we walked into the sitting room, he was sitting on a high stool and his mam was combing his hair.

Fuck off man

 

[Mackem00]

He sounds like one if the coolest blokes alive

My mate was like this but it was his mam doing it so at the end of one holiday we rammed a load of proper grotty mags in his case for his mam to rummage thro upon his return.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Fuck off man

It really happened. The combing never lasted long after that anyway, as he went bald as a Coot. Karma maybe?

 

[dangermows]

My mate was like this but it was his mam doing it so at the end of one holiday we rammed a load of proper grotty mags in his case for his mam to rummage thro upon his return.

For her to take out, put in order of issue and store in a place he would find most convenient.

It really happened. The combing never lasted long after that anyway, as he went bald as a Coot. Karma maybe?

Sounds more like his mam was brutal.

 

[Mackem00]

For her to take out, put in order of issue and store in a place he would find most convenient.

Alongside a fresh bog roll no doubt.

 

[dangermows]

With a fresh bog roll no doubt.

 

[Big Cat]

I bet our lass couldn't play FIFA and watch porn simultaneously.

I can.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Sounds more like his mam was brutal.

She is lovely, too nice and that's why she smothered him motherly love at times. Not to the point where she would fart for him also, but I witnessed lashings of her running around for him.

Alongside a fresh bog roll no doubt.

Or a "Used" sock.