Johnny on the spot
Midfield
Desmond Dekker - Israelites. "Get up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast", and in the chorus of the same song "Ooh, ooh, me ears are alight."
Misheard Lyrics
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b1gals
Striker
When The Stranglers released Golden Brown everyone at school loved it but nobody could understand the second line "Lays me dow with ???????". I said it was "with my mancheros" and 'mancheros' were Mexican crisps 
. I got away with it for about a fortnight until Smash Hits published the lyrics "with my mind she runs"
. I got away with it for about a fortnight until Smash Hits published the lyrics "with my mind she runs"
chriswallace85
Striker
tunstall birdman
Striker
'Hot dog, jumping frog, have a cookie'.
the veteran
Midfield
Pissing the night away..chumbawumba
the veteran
Midfield
Was singing do it like a lady when the song 1st came out..till someone pointed out the title was Dude looks like a lady..Aerosmith
Mr Redknapp
Striker
Phi Collins - Two Hearts
"With some tender Arse"
"With some tender Arse"
rentaghost
Striker
"The girl that never in"
Careless memory by Duran Duran
"Open up your heart - Thats a firebell!"
Sanctify yourself - Simple Minds
Careless memory by Duran Duran
"Open up your heart - Thats a firebell!"
Sanctify yourself - Simple Minds
Still remember Terry Wogan tickling the funny bones of the nation by wondering why every time Paul Young’s amor went away she took a piece of meat with her.
Britney Spears - “i’m Addicted to you, but you know that your cock stinks”
not a misheard lyric as such, but try listening to it now
not a misheard lyric as such, but try listening to it now
Tin Soldier
Striker
Bohemian rhapsody definitely mentions 'small sausages' !
chriswallace85
Striker
We kiss vaginas when we say goodniiiiiight
End of a century, ohhhh it's nothing special.
Blur. Was ages afore I realised anarl.
End of a century, ohhhh it's nothing special.
Blur.
Was ages afore I realised anarl.
pinewaves1868
Midfield
A lot of these are so obviously done in retrospect. Aside from the mamas n papas one which is some how predicting the future. Except dear listener got it wrong cos it's LouisE Brown. So it's a case of not only misheard lyrics but also misheard and misread, worldwide wall-to-wall press and tv coverage.
bobster999
Winger
still got these on my computer
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