Misheard Lyrics

[shadowplay]

Bowie Quicksand "I'm the twisted name on Goebbels' eyes"

 

[Morse]

The J Geils band

"My angel is a xenophobe"

The video for that is well worth a watch for some reason so I’m told...

I still think this was the original lyric lol
but the one that gets me is ABBA Super Trouper where she says " when I called you last night from Tesco!
Why they haven't used that in an advert I don't know

It’s ‘Glasgow’, not Tesco! It doesn’t even sound like Tesco!

 

[wisemensaysteve]

The video for that is well worth a watch for some reason so I’m told...


It’s ‘Glasgow’, not Tesco! It doesn’t even sound like Tesco!

it doesn't sound like Glasgow, I've been to Glasgow

 

[Deleted member 45261]

REM - The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight: "Covered in charred bacon"

REM - Born in Jamaica

 

[sid84763]

Mate, tear drop explodes, wash my cotton socks I'm in the nude and spizzenergi for soldier soldier was golden oldies.

 

[My Boy Harry]

Enjoy

Literally wetting myself

Never fails to
Amuse

 

[Henners61]

I have today learnt that it isnt "shower the horse , Im done" but indeed its "Ciao , Adios , Im done" Best stick to R2 Henners61 , Capital Radio is no place for you !!

 

[Deleted member 23273]

Cecil wants to love me
Apparently isn’t the correct lyrics for the opening line of Better Man by Robbie Williams.

 

[Latka Gravas]

Always wondered when I was younger, why Kate Bush wanted to get into small round spaces

 

[waddy999]

The Who....Substitute my coke for Jim.

 

[S.S.R..]

My dad used to sing "I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone”

It wasn't until about 20 years someone came up and corrected me that he wasn't my father.

 

[chriswallace85]

Bowie Quicksand "I'm the twisted name on Goebbels' eyes"

Whey ya bugger, I thought that anarl.

 

[jacko100]

Is that you baby or just a bridge in disguise

 

[0verlord44]

Calling Chadawaker- REM

I’m ashamed

 

[AB22 Easy Tiger]

...

 

[Snugster]

And little early birdie gave is anus curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride.

 

[bobster999]

Only just found out that Love in the First Degree by Bananarama doesn't say

'cause I'm guilty
guilty as a drunken thief

 

[Charmer]

Until quite recently because I hadn’t listened to the song for decades, I thought Peter Gabriel sang: “take a little trip back, with Father Time VCRs“. It used to make sense to me but doesn’t fit with the rest of the song of course, but bugged me because there were no VCRs when he wrote it.

 

[DBStar]

An ex of mine was adamant for years that Shania Twain was singing 'you kiss your cock at night'.

 

[Thurston]

Julian Cope/Deacon Blue - Trampoline

You tell me to piss off and then you disagree


I wouldn't mind but I was convinced that was the lyric on both versions

My love has got no money, he’s got his trombalese.