Misheard Lyrics

[Zig81]

Been running round, running round, running round throwing that turtle on my knee

It’s dirt all on my name apparently

Attention by Charlie Puth

That's how I heard it.

 

[Father Jack Hackett]

I always wondered what a "mansheran" was in Golden Brown

Also, why Michael Jackson was denying a drawing, peering over a wall, with a big nose was his son.

 

[hairynaker]

"We're going to put our shelves together, polish up our act"

 

[look out piano]

Just been buckled reading an article on the Mail about this, my personal favourite being that Stevie Wonder classic "Apartheid lover" . I snorted a tad and then chortled at "Hold me closer Tony Danza" by Elton John, "Shake it like a corduroy pizza" - Hey ya by Outkast and others like "lock the Cash Box" by the Clash ffs .

 

[MackneyHackem]

Just been buckled reading an article on the Mail about this, my personal favourite being that Stevie Wonder classic "Apartheid lover" . I snorted a tad and then chortled at "Hold me closer Tony Danza" by Elton John, "Shake it like a corduroy pizza" - Hey ya by Outkast and others like "lock the Cash Box" by the Clash ffs .

Nobody’s ever thought they were the lyrics to any of those songs.

 

[Deleted member 45261]

REM - Born in Jamaica

 

[ChrisAshley]

REM - Born in Jamaica

Calling Jamaica for me.

 

[shakerman]

Abra abracadabra. Gonna sneak up and stab ya

 

[TheRey]

Enjoy

Never really liked Peter Kay, but that had me in stitches

 

[Slow joe]

Hey now hey now
Don't dream it's over..
Beckham
Beckham

 

[TheRey]

My lovers got no money he's got his tambourine.

Once I worked out she was saying strong beliefs I have no idea why I thought she was saying tambourine.

I always thought that until I saw your post

 

[Patch]

There's something weird
And it don't look good
Who her gonna call?
Those bastards.

 

[Swindon Mackem]

Gerry Rafferty's Heart on my sleeve ......
Always thought he was singing Fart on my seat

 

[x ALiEN 8]

I'm a freak, I'm a dildo...

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

My lovers got no money he's got his tambourine.

Once I worked out she was saying strong beliefs I have no idea why I thought she was saying tambourine.

It has always sounded like "dungarees" to me.

 

[gabbiadini1]

Enya ‘sail away’
Always thought it was ‘save a whale’.
There was some whale washed up somewhere on the news and I thought it was a song about that.
I was about 7 though

 

[Occam's Razor]

"Last night I dreamt of some Dago"
La Isla Bonita by Madonna

I always assumed she was just being edgy with the choice of language and as she always had topless Hispanic blokes in her videos, she was probably singing to him.

Also, "Young girl with eyes like potatoes".

 

[c032745y]

Daughter (NO!!!) when aged about 7

"Spare him his life from these warm sausages!"

Lad I used to work with in the yards to the Julie London classic

"Tie me a ribbon, tie me a ribbon, I tied a ribbon over you..."

 

[Boy]

Michael Jackson (or is it the Jacksons?)

Get down, to the Post Office
Don't stop till you get enough

I still don't know what the right lyric is and I still hear this every time

Same song.
‘But I do love bread and water’

 

[muggboots]

My missus at the time (yes). Asked at a match why are they singing "suffer suffer suffocate"!!!! Ones super kev.
I left her and my child.