Misheard Lyrics

[Deleted member 29136]

Duran Duran

“Wild Boys always................Shite”

 

[Dark Traveller]

ABBA
“Chicken tikka tell me what’s wrong”

Queen
“......the devil has a sideboard....”

 

[mackem35]

The Police - I feel Sue Lawley......

 

[Colbert]

Bob Marley
“With a roof rack over our heads”

 

[MrLarson]

Standing on your mommas corpse

Summer of 69

 

[CollingwoodFTM]

Tom Jones - Sexpot sexpot, you’re my sex pot.

Michael Jackson - The beast with 40 eyes.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Cos I’m shaving all my muff for yooooooooo!

 

[roker beach]

Magazine

Shot by both sides
On the run to the outside lavatory

(Had to google the correct lyrics twenty years on).

 

[PinzaC55]

That’s a line from 10CC’s marvellous ‘Dreadlock Holiday’.




Keep on - with the force don’t stop
Don’t stop till you get enough

Although our lass is convinced that it’s:

Keep on - when the funk starts up
Don’t stop till you get enough"

But she also thought that the chant in ‘Wanna be Startin’ Something’ was not

Mama say mama sah mama koo sa (or something) but was really

Gonna say it on the side of the mountainside!

I've never understood most of "Don’t stop till you get enough". I may Google it to finally get it.

 

[makem69]

Shanya Twain.
Can't believe you kiss your cock at night

 

[Tex]

Bob Marley
“With a roof rack over our heads”

Always used to think it was
‘I don’t want no wedding day for your love’
Not
‘I don’t want to wait in vain for your love’

 

[Spot]

Elton John deny the fat finger I want to get on

 

[Deleted member 40857]

Human League

Don’t chew on me gravy

 

[Silver Feather]

I used to think "All the leaves are brown" California Dreaming by the Mamas and the Papas was "Oh Louisa Brown"

Louisa Brown was the first human born via IVF and I thought the song was about her.

 

[42]

Yazz -only way is up

....we should be a big turd

 

[MackneyHackem]

“There’s millions of Geoffreys all under one roof”

 

[C.ra.ig]

Michael Jackson’s Thriller.
Always thought it was Mike Read just called.
It’s Night Creatures crawl. Doh

 

[makumstu]

Maroon 5’s current song - what lovers do.

All I hear is...

Ooh, ooh ooh ooh let me shit for you
Ooh, ooh
Tryna do what lovers do ooh

When they are actually singing

Ooh, ooh ooh ooh been wishin' for you
Ooh, ooh
Tryna do what lovers do ooh

 

[Bollotti]

Has no one mentioned “ jewels remain still cleaming?

 

[Some Random Guy]

Underworld- Born Slippy

“N*gga N*gga wanking!”

I thought "mega" was "nigger" for years.