"Mile High" Teacher and Pupil on way to Large Hadron Collider.

[Deleted member 30853]

https://www.gov.uk/government/uploa...lson_E_-_S_of_S_decision_-_non_restricted.pdf

In March 2016, Miss Wilson received a series of emails from @Frijj in which he confirmed knowledge of a sexual relationship between Miss Wilson and Pupil A and inwhich he said he would inform the school unless she engaged in sexual conduct with him. These emails were reported to the school and the police.

Even the teacher had to draw the line somewhere.

 

[Billy Rocket]

Here you go Freddy boy.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...sics-teacher-joined-Mile-High-club-pupil.html

The lucky lucky bastard.

 

[Brian Griffin]

Collider?

I hardly knew her.

 

[Deleted member 30853]

If it was on a plane whose jurisdiction do they prosecute under? Is it the flag of the carrier or the country at which it is flying over at the time?

If they'd been over France, I don't think she'd have been prosecuted. No one gives a shit who or what you shag in France as long as it's consensual.

 

[Fred Secrets]

If they'd been over France, I don't think she'd have been prosecuted. No one gives a shit who or what you shag in France as long as it's consensual.

What if someone wanted to bang a sheep? How can anybody prove it was consensual or not?

 

[skullmeister]

And he drank 5 miniature bottles of wine, suggesting he either looked older or the cabin crew didn't take their job seriously.

Recently a woman was questioned by police after being dobbed in it by cabin crew for reading a book about Syrian art whereas on the Hadron Collider Party plane schoolkids are drinking booze and shagging the teacher.
Unlucky

 

[Frijj]

https://www.gov.uk/government/uploa...lson_E_-_S_of_S_decision_-_non_restricted.pdf


Even the teacher had to draw the line somewhere.

 

[Lewberry pie]

Where are these women at like ffs, any lasses get the slightest sniff in married with kids and they go and get all "moral" with this conscience thing.

Where are all the f***ing slags at like ffs

 

[Deleted member 30853]

What if someone wanted to bang a sheep? How can anybody prove it was consensual or not?

Don't worry about being caught for it mate, the one witness's recollections are woolly about the whole thing.

She didn't like your pizza.

 

[dangermows]

Where are these women at like ffs, any lasses get the slightest sniff in married with kids and they go and get all "moral" with this conscience thing.

Where are all the f***ing slags at like ffs

That tends to be when they are most interested

 

[Keawyeds]

Collider?

I hardly knew her.

And I thought my "Physics gives me a Hadron" was good

Also, while I'm thinking about it, I was on a plane on Saturday - how the very fuck do you
a) Get 2 people in there
b) Get 2 people in there without anyone noticing
c) Actually sit in your sweaty crotch slop for the rest of the flight after the event.

Minging.

 

[Deleted member 39494]

Lucky sod

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Hmm, manipulating the Large Hadron Collider or nicking the tardis to manipulate time is probably the only way @tunstall birdman and @Frijj have of getting a shag.

Its easier than they think.

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[Billy Rocket]

The law should be that it's ok for a female teacher to shag an underage pupil unless she's a gorgon, in which she should be punished like a man.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

What if someone wanted to bang a sheep? How can anybody prove it was consensual or not?

The sheep will just be relieved it hasn't been set on fire as part of a farmers' protest at Calais

 

[AlpineExile]

What if someone wanted to bang a sheep? How can anybody prove it was consensual or not?

In that circumstance you have to be flying over the Netherlands.

Where are these women at like ffs, any lasses get the slightest sniff in married with kids and they go and get all "moral" with this conscience thing.

Where are all the f***ing slags at like ffs

Not around here. There are plenty of lasses who are only interested in being a mistress.

Anyway, as nobody else has:

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[Deleted member 30853]

Its easier than they think.

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Bloody hell, how did you find @Frijj's digs in York? The place where he was the only bloke with seven lasses and he still couldn't get laid?

 

[Frijj]

Bloody hell, how did you find @Frijj's digs in York? The place where he was the only bloke with seven lasses and he still couldn't get laid?

Do you have some kind of an issue with me that you'd like to discuss?

 

[Deleted member 30853]

In that circumstance you have to be flying over the Netherlands.


Not around here. There are plenty of lasses who are only interested in being a mistress.

Anyway, as nobody else has:

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I hoyed up the top pic on the first page, but the posts have been pulled?

Mods?!! The pictures are in the public domain and therefore not a further breach of anyone's privacy.

Do you have some kind of an issue with me that you'd like to discuss?

Nah, you, TB and Tex are just fun to take the piss out of.

 

[Frijj]

I hoyed up the top pic on the first page, but the posts have been pulled?

Mods?!! The pictures are in the public domain and therefore not a further breach of anyone's privacy.



Nah, you and TB are just fun to take the piss out of.

Oh, alright then