Mam buys child a catnip advent calendar

[Reptilia]

I don't mean to judge but they look like absolute ronkers.

 

[Marty Moose]

She could breastfeed a creche with them udders. I'm in.

 

[black cat in france]

Either they can't f***ing read or this entire story is a load of shite.


More make up than a bloody clown

Looks like Boy George with white hair and tits.

 

[Herberthall]

De her back end like

 

[Keawyeds]

The mother looks like she is auditioning for Fake Taxi Driver.

I'll be honest, I'd watch that.
Might open a couple of others just to play it safe mind

 

[peil]

Oswestry mother hits back after cat advent calendar abuse

I see she's crying in her local paper about people taking the piss now

 

[Mickdundee]

She can’t be that thick she’s studying a BA honours according to her facebook

Means nothing. I worked with someone who had an Accountancy degree but was thick as 2 short planks. She used to pronounce just about every word phonetically, which led to much hilarity with her faux fur gilet (pronounces fox fur gillett) and her evenings spend watching Louis Theroux documentaries (I couldn’t keep a straight face when she said “I really like them Lewis Therroxx programmes”).

 

[black cat in france]

Oswestry mother hits back after cat advent calendar abuse

I see she's crying in her local paper about people taking the piss now

Degree in English literature and creative writing but not in reading by the looks.

 

[peil]

Degree in English literature and creative writing but not in reading by the looks.

She somehow mastered the art of making her face look paler than her chebs*

*They are chebs up here, I don't care that some of you lot are confused and mix them up with knobs

 

[Deleted member 7190]

Oswestry mother hits back after cat advent calendar abuse

I see she's crying in her local paper about people taking the piss now

Of course, it keeps her caked on face and massive knockers in the press for a bit longer, doesn't it.