Mam buys child a catnip advent calendar

[Chappers]

even in that little photo I can see clearly is says advent calendar for cats on the bottom of it

these people are quite clearly thick as a f***ing castle wall

Either they can't f***ing read or this entire story is a load of shite.

Would rattle that mind.

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More make up than a bloody clown

 

[evh78]

People have missed the main talking point here. Who the fuck buys the cat an advent calendar ffs.

I buy my 5 cats an advent calendar each and a stocking with toys and treats each for Christmas.

Only 2 of them actually eat the stuff out of the advent calendar and none of them play with the toys out of the stockings but that’s by the bye

 

[Kevj]

Would rattle that mind.

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That’s hardly an endorsement mind.

 

[Maxnormal]

Either they can't f***ing read or this entire story is a load of shite.


More make up than a bloody clown

I waddnt be looking at the makeup

 

[gazc24]

Busy mum? Busy putting make up on, running to the sun and lying on her back by the looks of it

 

[tunstall birdman]

Busy mum? Busy putting make up on, running to the sun and lying on her back by the looks of it

Her tits are too big to be able to lie on her front I would imagine?

 

[Farralad]

She can’t be that thick she’s studying a BA honours according to her facebook

 

[Swindon On Tour]

Would rattle that mind.

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Jeez looks like Donald Trump sucking a pear drop.

 

[MackneyHackem]

I buy my 5 cats an advent calendar each and a stocking with toys and treats each for Christmas.

Only 2 of them actually eat the stuff out of the advent calendar and none of them play with the toys out of the stockings but that’s by the bye

Wow.

 

[peil]

She can’t be that thick she’s studying a BA honours according to her facebook

@Napoleon Dynamite Someone else got to her Facebook first

 

[CatRyan]

Busy mum? Busy putting make up on, running to the sun and lying on her back by the looks of it

No

@Napoleon Dynamite Someone else got to her Facebook first

He won't like that mind

 

[Ludwig]

Schoolgirl, 9, discovers 'strange' B&M advent treats she's been eating for days are CATNIP after busy mum buys calendar meant for pets

Sorry it's The Sun but it made me laugh

Would appear to be a scratch card.

 

[Sidewinder2]

Clearly says "for cats" in big letters.

Bullshit

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

She'll need a lion shite advent calendar to flush it out.

 

[ilovehorswill]

It's literally written across the front of the calendar "Advent Calendar for Cats. With Yummy Yoghurt and Catnip Treats".

The bairn's opened a door right beside the words

 

[stupeo]

The whole family are a bunch of *****

 

[Epping]

I buy my 5 cats an advent calendar each and a stocking with toys and treats each for Christmas.

Only 2 of them actually eat the stuff out of the advent calendar and none of them play with the toys out of the stockings but that’s by the bye

Please tell me you are a mad lass and not a bloke

 

[RossTheNinja]

Jeez looks like Donald Trump sucking a pear drop.

I'd rather buck Donald. At least you'd get some money out of it. She'd probably hand you a mouse trap instead of a condom.

Also, odds that the next bairn will be brown?

 

[PinzaC55]

The mother looks like she is auditioning for Fake Taxi Driver.

 

[evh78]

Please tell me you are a mad lass and not a bloke

Mad bloke