Mam buys child a catnip advent calendar

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Schoolgirl, 9, discovers 'strange' B&M advent treats she's been eating for days are CATNIP after busy mum buys calendar meant for pets

Sorry it's The Sun but it made me laugh

 

[PhilSAFC]

That’s completely made up like how does this shit make the papers.

 

[robbied1]

wad

 

[Keith S30S]

Thick but canny tits. Not a keeper.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Thick but canny tits. Not a keeper.

She is only 9 FFS.

 

[dickie mc rich]

Thick but canny tits. Not a keeper.

She’s still got some lads spuff in the corner of her eye.

 

[Deleted member 30853]

Let's qualify who the WAD is, the amply breasted mother. The first picture accessible from the link is of the girl FFS.

 

[Pseudonym Number 1]

She is only 9 FFS.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Another bad lip filling victim?

 

[black cat in france]

Schoolgirl, 9, discovers 'strange' B&M advent treats she's been eating for days are CATNIP after busy mum buys calendar meant for pets

Sorry it's The Sun but it made me laugh

You'd have thought the mother would have clicked on when the bairn kept licking her own arse.

 

[Deleted member 30853]

You'd have thought the mother would have clicked on when the bairn kept licking her own arse.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

How is a cat supposed to open the calendar doors to remove the chocolates?

 

[peil]

Thick but canny tits. Not a keeper.

The photo down below with the whole family, that's a happy young bairn on her knee

 

[PhilSAFC]

Would this have made the paper (regardless of how true it is) is that lass didn’t have her tits out. No. The Sun is fucked up.

How is a cat supposed to open the calendar doors to remove the chocolates?

With a butterfly knife

 

[Deleted User 11453]

The photo down below with the whole family, that's a happy young bairn on her knee

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[Yankee Mackem]

Not true. Still funny. Would have been funnier if it was laxatives.

 

[The soap powder]

made up ..... got her £100 for the story ...... spent it on powder ...... story over

 

[HABA87]

I don't mean to judge but they look like absolute ronkers.

 

[Botchie]

People have missed the main talking point here. Who the fuck buys the cat an advent calendar ffs.

 

[Yankee Mackem]

Or spice.

That genuinely made me spill my drink. She'd go on an insane killing spree and end up being taken down with hostages outside of Lidl.