Mam buys child a catnip advent calendar

[HABA87]

Again?

 

[Keawyeds]

Again?

Can't get enough of it by the sound of things

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

Tits like Fred Bassett's ears.

 

[Keawyeds]

Tits like Fred Bassett's ears.

I'm not sure. They just seem quite far down her body. Unless her neck is giraffesque

 

[peil]

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Mam buys child a catnip advent calendar

 

[HABA87]

SEB

Mam buys child a catnip advent calendar

Can't get enough of it by the sound of things

 

[Keawyeds]

Can't get enough of it by the sound of things

Clearly just wants to get more exposure for her low hanging fruit

 

[GingerNick]

even in that little photo I can see clearly is says advent calendar for cats on the bottom of it

these people are quite clearly thick as a f***ing castle wall

 

[HABA87]

Brexiteers, nailed on.

 

[Teed]

She needs to keep an eye on the bairn, in case she breaks her back trying to lick her arse.

 

[GingerNick]

I am not even sure what the point of publishing this in a 'newspaper' is

its not the fault of the seller as its quite obvious what the product is..all it is, is a story to highlight what a dimwit the mother is...why would you do that to yourself, are people that attention hungry that they would make themselves look like a cretin to get their face in the paper?

 

[ivanthereasonable]

And of course, they tell the Daily Mirror.

Schoolgirl shocked to learn her B&M advent calendar is actually meant for cats

This was flagged up by Angry People in Local Newspapers. This comment amused me -
Full-time mum
Low top so tits on display
Tattooed eyebrows
Kooky “I’m so silly” expression on face

I think I have a line on APILN bingo!

And of course, I clicked the link to confirm

Man alive

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Slightly concerned as to how long her neck is

Her tits are like Garfields eyes. The mothers, by the way. Phew.
No attention seeking going on at all here.

 

[Keawyeds]

Her tits are like Garfields eyes.
No attention seeking going on at all here.

Weird...
Garfield was on the advent calendar too!

That’s completely made up like how does this shit make the papers.

Tits

Brexiteers, nailed on.

If she feeds her bairn cat food do you really think she's capable of voting?

 

[Deleted member 634]

Has the mother got 'hold ups' on as well? f***ing hell,

 

[ivanthereasonable]

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I'm glad the Husband/boyfriend/lodger has made an effort for the pic.

 

[Keawyeds]

why is she dressed like she sells blowies for a fiver a pop?

Considering they all look like inflatable people in that shot, I'm not surprised.
I like how because it's The Scum they managed to get even more of her boobs out.
Clearly they have standards to maintain

 

[GingerNick]

Has the mother got 'hold ups' on as well? f***ing hell,

well spotted sir..you have a sharp eye

tha lad looks like he has walked straight off the set at jeremy kyle and sat down.

 

[Swindon On Tour]

Schoolgirl, 9, discovers 'strange' B&M advent treats she's been eating for days are CATNIP after busy mum buys calendar meant for pets

Sorry it's The Sun but it made me laugh

No wonder she kept shitting in next doors garden.

 

[Vinyl Score]

No need to buy a Turkey, the girl will bring in plenty of birds & mice from outside.

The "boyfriend" wins scratter bingo: greasy comb forward fringe prison haircut, neck scrattoo, t-shirt with highest possible density of brand logos. House.

 

[Maxnormal]

Would rattle that mind.

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