WillInSpain
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Keeping off the drink.
- Thread starter Gillythedilf
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Mackem Mad
Striker
If you can’t see it from the amount of alcohol being consumed, I can’t help you.
WillInSpain
Midfield
bobster999
Winger
FatCat2402
Midfield
Just seems a lot to me. I'm guessing you are talking about 330ml bottles. 5 x 330ml is just under 3 pints I think. So that's 12 pints Mon to Thurs, then 8.5 pints Fri & Sat.
Getting on for 65 units a week. That's quite a lot.
Harry Angstrom
Striker
Incredible anyone thinks it is4 or 5 every day and then 14 or 15 on a weekend isn't moderation
If it’s little ones it is borderline but still a daft amount to drink
keema naan
Central Defender
@Gillythedilf great thread there che but it's been taken off the main SMB forum so neeone is going to reply to it now
and somehow wordle hasn't been par snipped iirc there
and somehow wordle hasn't been par snipped iirc there
The faster you drive, the bigger the crash.
Enjoy believing you're entitled to judge other peoples lives.
Mackem Mad
Striker
And this fellow has removed the brakes.
STUMPY
Midfield
Pal of mine drinks with the same group of lads every Sunday afternoon in one of the boozers in concord. Horse racing and cards every week. One of the blokes and he must be in his sixties, got to be around 30 clem sups 25-30 pints of fosters. No one goes rounds with him. My mate says he literally drinks 3 pints to his 1
FatCat2402
Midfield
Pal of mine drinks with the same group of lads every Sunday afternoon in one of the boozers in concord. Horse racing and cards every week. One of the blokes and he must be in his sixties, got to be around 30 clem sups 25-30 pints of fosters. No one goes rounds with him. My mate says he literally drinks 3 pints to his 1
That's a remarkable effort. It's like drinking soda water but even so.
That amount of soda water would knock your bloods all to cock , I don’t understand how anyone doesn’t break their kidneys in a week
FatCat2402
Midfield
This thread has certainly made me review my drinking habits. It's too easy to fall into the trap of thinking it'll be ok, loads of other people drink to excess.
STUMPY
Midfield
He's unbelievable mate, shit himself on more than one occasion in the pub, once when they were away at the races the lads had to clean him up and get a change of clothes from a charity shop as he was covered in shite. Taxi drivers won't pick him up because they can't physically get him out of the car once at his house
FatCat2402
Midfield
He's unbelievable mate, shit himself on more than one occasion in the pub, once when they were away at the races the lads had to clean him up and get a change of clothes from a charity shop as he was covered in shite. Taxi drivers won't pick him up because they can't physically get him out of the car once at his house
That's dire. I saw a bloke in his late 50s in a suit at the races last year. He couldn't stand up, his suit was covered in mud. I'd be mortified to get into that state. It's the sort of think you do once or twice in your 20s.
What did they buy him as a change of clothes? A tent !!
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bobster999
Winger
FatCat2402
Midfield
I don't think think they could get any shoes so he just travelled home on the mini bus in a pair of socks on his feet. Must have still been lifting
Dirty bastard. It's quite sad really. He probably gives the impression he doesn't give a fuck and perhaps he doesn't now but at some point he must have thought how do I get myself sorted out.
Midday Sun Englishman
Striker
Yeah, some scary stories on here - good luck and good health to all. FWIW I don't drink very much at all these days - maybe 4 drinks per week. My youngest son can't drink at all so I kinda stopped in solidarity with him and didn't really miss it. My oldest son is the pisshead now
- but not nearly at the scale of some of the stories on here. Yikes!
You get it so there’s no point pointing out the obvious, but I will
Just because others an are buggered shouldn’t mean you should be too.
