if you had the cash which american food

[The Lonious Monk]

B&M I think do them too.

In answer to the OP's question - Applebee's
I don't really have a major reason for it, but the Mexican omelette I had was nice

Their blondies are the f***ing best.



I'm talking about these, you f***ing pervert:

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Eggslut

Good call. One of my favorite breakfast places.

Home

Cock out, popular chain from Maryland downwards is unreal too.

 

[Spennymackem1981]

totally not related but for any wing lover...the shark bar in newcastle is spot on

 

[Father Jack Hackett]

Definitely not Roy Rogers'. Even when I was pissed, it was barely edible.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

American eating experience for the vast majority is horrendous.

This coming from someone from a country that eats bangers and mash?!?!

 

[Colbert]

Panera Bread somewhere posh would rake it in

 

[The Lonious Monk]

And don’t get me started on American breakfasts - f***ing shit

Waffle House for a great American Breakfast

I love this place

 

[Foreigner]

Their blondies are the f***ing best.



I'm talking about these, you f***ing pervert:

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Good call. One of my favorite breakfast places.




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Had to gan back and see if it autocorrect had done me

 

[mini-x2]

Americans just eat shite don’t they?

 

[Ambivalent Dave]

Americans just eat shite covered in melted cheese don’t they?

aye

 

[The Lonious Monk]

That's the second quote you fucked up, pal. Make it three and I'm going to bitch slap you from Sunderland to Califuckingornia

 

[Hammer]

aye

'Cheese' is a very generous description of the processed, yellow crap available in the States.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

It's only cos of Harold and Kumar mate. I can't remember the last time I ate at any fast food takeaway style place... in fact I had a hangover on a train last month and I got a five guys which was alright tbf..... but I think my mcdonalds and KFC days are over.

I never liked Five Guys. My favorite fast food burger places when I used to eat meat were:

In-N-Out
The Habit
Fatburger
Carl's Jr

Panda express. In n out burger.

The fact that you mentioned Panda Express in the same sentence as In-N-Out burger is enough for me to put you on ignore for life, fucker. How very dare you.

Yeah that crossed my mind. Probably why they’ve failed elsewhere (I believe South Africa or Australia?).

Fair play for maintaining their Baptist roots at the cost of $$$ IMO.

If you've never seen this, it's f***ing hilarious:

Americans just eat shite don’t they?

Stargazey Pie? Haggis? Jellied eels? Oh, do fuck off with that bullshit, pal.

 

[Aituk7]

I never liked Five Guys. My favorite fast food burger places when I used to eat meat were:

In-N-Out
The Habit
Fatburger
Carl's Jr

Never been to any of them, doubt they are local to me.

5 guys is decent, half decent burger, it's not just a flat patty anyway. Can get a tonne of salad on top to make it extra juicy and the bun is toasted a little.

What made you give up meat?

 

[kewps]

Wankers

You’re the wanker mate if anyone is

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Never been to any of them, doubt they are local to me.

5 guys is decent, half decent burger, it's not just a flat patty anyway. Can get a tonne of salad on top to make it extra juicy and the bun is toasted a little.

What made you give up meat?

Some years back a good friend of mine took me to this small little village/ranch in Mexico where you basically slaughter, butcher, prepare, and cook your food. It's their tradition there. At the time, it sounded like it would be a wonderful cultural experience. Yeah. It wasn't. It scarred me for life and I swore off meat and haven't touched it since. I still have nightmares about that experience.

You’re the wanker mate if anyone is

There's a reason why commas are necessary, fucker. Although, a "wanker mate" sounds promising.

 

[Beery]

Stargazey Pie? Haggis? Jellied eels? Oh, do fuck off with that bullshit, pal.

Go fuck yaself

You’re the wanker mate if anyone is

I say

There's a reason why commas are necessary, fucker. Although, a "wanker mate" sounds promising.

It involves turning the pages on a jazz mag

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Go fuck yaself

I said a wanker mate sounded promising, I didn't say I was looking for one. But thanks for the offer all the same.

It involves turning the pages on a jazz mag

 

[Blame Me]

Loads of them in London already.

I'd no idea they crossed the pond, I might be better off bring a Greggs to Time Square than American slop to Blighty

 

[Harry Angstrom]

This coming from someone from a country that eats bangers and mash?!?!

I don't like chain restaurants. Most people in USA get chain restaurants.

 

[Beery]

I said a wanker mate sounded promising, I didn't say I was looking for one. But thanks for the offer all the same.

Lol - I was of course referring to you ridiculous assertion that Haggis was any less than the food of the gods