Someone is in a huffHow about being accused of being in a huff when you're not in a huff. Explaining you're not in a huff, you're reading a book. No, not reading the book because you're in a huff, reading the book because you want to read the book. No, not a huff. Not a f***ing huff man. I'M NOT IN A f***ing HUFF. OK I'm now in a huff. Thanks.
What's the best defence against a rolling pin for a gadgie?
Grabbing a kid and holding it in front of you, of course.
Men don't go in a huff we keep a dignified silenceHonestly - like only women get in a huff! The huffiest person I ever knew was a bloke I used to work with. As he was a technician doing sound and lights on events people used to dance around him and try not to upset him in case he either walked or had a meltdown.
Things he'd get in a huff about:
- If someone borrowed or moved his pens (he had 5 on the go all in a row)
- If someone (ie me) tried to interject when he was speaking.
- If no one was listening when he droned on about H&S.
- If people (ie me) forgot to complete his 20 page checklist for events.
- If someone (not me) hid his ladders.
- When someone left The Sun open on page 3 on his desk (not me).
How about being accused of being in a huff when you're not in a huff. Explaining you're not in a huff, you're reading a book. No, not reading the book because you're in a huff, reading the book because you want to read the book. No, not a huff. Not a f***ing huff man. I'M NOT IN A f***ing HUFF
Good to hear.
Pretending you're stupid by pulling a face and saying 'Doh'.
I say people but more specifically women, as they seem to do it far more than men.
Why? What's the point?
Ok, we've figured out that you're upset/angry/hurt/pissed off about something. What's to be achieved by stomping about scowling and not speaking for several hours/days/weeks that can't be resolved by discussion or thrashed out by argument?
There are four lads in our office and three of them have had their lasses in huffs all weekends. All weekend man
I just can't see the point. If I have a falling out I want it resolved there and then and completely forgottten about within the hour.
Life's too short.
Bollocks! There was nothing dignified about his huffy strops. But they were very amusing to the casual observer.Men don't go in a huff we keep a dignified silence
Pretending you're stupid by pulling a face and saying 'Doh'.
Thank fuck for Mary Berry bringing the trend back.
But...but...according to blokes on here men don't act like that. Only women. Apparently.
I'm more concerned you went to visit someone for a game of risk.
Just fall asleep mid argument. That'll fix her wagon
I did that with my ex once. I'd been out with her old man down a working man's club, and came back utterly plastered (she told me to go for a drink with him so we could get to know eachother ffs!)
And it is of infinite capacity.
