Having a kebab

[xmfd]

Why are they the best thing ever when sozzled? It's like a one night stand with a fat lass.
Woke up feeling like an absolute minger.

 

[Yer da claims JSA]

Yes mate. You’ve been out on the piss. We get it

 

[Lord Alfred]

Alcohol and kebab meat......the quickest way to a shorter life.

 

[Rubberglove]

They taste even better the next morning

 

[lurker]

Alcohol and kebab meat......the quickest way to a shorter life.

The light that burns twice as bright lasts half as long

 

[Lone Wolf]

People who only eat kebabs when drunk are missing out imo

 

[Lord Alfred]

The light that burns twice as bright lasts half as long

I'd argue that getting pissed and eating a kebab is hardly indicative of a life lived in full.

 

[alicante mackem]

I've not been off the toilet this morning thanks to last night's kebab. It was lovely mind. And I was very drunk.

Alcohol and kebab meat......the quickest way to a shorter life.

Short but enjoyable.

 

[CEF]

They taste even better the next morning

Can't whack cold kebab and chipsfor breakfast when your still half pissed.

 

[Lord Alfred]

Short but enjoyable.

Not always that short......just impaired by stroke, heart disease, turning yellow and having a brain that no longer works

 

[JAZZMANB]

Hardly ever do now
Occasional tea time treat

 

[mackembuddha]

I really fancy a kebab now. I think I'll get one for my tea.

 

[alicante mackem]

Not always that short......just impaired by stroke, heart disease, turning yellow and having a brain that no longer works

Aye, well apart from them minor inconveniences.

 

[MarcoGoalo]

Kebabs are class any time of the day, pissed or not

 

[ilovehorswill]

People who only eat kebabs when drunk are missing out imo

I'd almost like they're compensating for something packed with meat, salty and covered with sauce

 

[lurker]

I'd argue that getting pissed and eating a kebab is hardly indicative of a life lived in full.

Then you are only half a man

 

[super noodles]

Kebabs are good, but hoagies are on another level

 

[Herr Lipp]

Nothing better than a good quality kebab with trimmings, however nowt worse than getting a lifting one when sober.

 

[Lord Alfred]

Then you are only half a man

Half the size maybe

 

[yamar1]

They even do frozen kebab meat in iceland now. What a time to be alive, maybee not for long for the people who buy it.