Ageing Grey Mackem
Striker
Where I live in Berkshire there are a number of Greene King pubs, all shite but in their own way. One of them is very picturesque, CAMRA love it, it's popular locally but it's cliquey, full of rugby types and the landlady is a borderline alky who keeps shit beer. The unifying factor for them however, is the f***ing awful GK range of beer. Why drink GK IPA when you can run a tap and throw in some mid brown food colouring?