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RIP matePal of mine got bitten by one of the arachnid infantry once. Dead now. Horrible death by all accounts.
Just set it free in the garden
It’s a f***ing FALSE WIDOW and I have two one year olds.Anyone standing on spiders is a shithouse to be honest. Take it outside and let it be.
pogonophobia was my word of the month for March 1987Not as bad as trixadexapogonorachnophobia.
That's the fear of finding 13 spiders in your beard
It’s a f***ing FALSE WIDOW and I have two one year olds.
Nee chance.
False widows are routinely touted as giving a bite not too bad. But anyone can have an allergic reaction to anything. Be careful fella. Oh and kill it.Logon or register to see this image
Just found this little (huge) fucker abseiling from my newly opened skylight in the lounge.
A quick google tells me (s)he looks like a false widow, about 1.5cm big and could give either of my two 14 month olds who are sitting right underneath where it came in, a nasty bite.
No one tells me what to do with the crawly shitbag who is now sitting on my kitchen counter in a glass.
Any ideas?
(BTW LOOK THE FUCK AT ME CATCHING A HUGE FALSE WIDOW I AM SO f***ing PROUD OF MYSELF).
He’s dead, Susan xYou already have it in a glass man! Stop being a fanny and take it to the bottom of the garden.
He’s - can I just have some f***ing kudos for catching, intimidating and then beating the brains out of a f***ing VENOMOUS SPIDER in my own house, thank you.
I’m rather proud, given I’m rather terrified of most spiders.
Your only course of action is to burn it with a magnifying glass.
If you release it and it gets away or attscks you before you squash it, then all you'v done is made it angry.
Chances are you've taken it away from it's babies so it'll be full of hell.
It's the thousands of hungry babies in the loft I'd be worried about.
He’s - can I just have some f***ing kudos for catching, intimidating and then beating the brains out of a f***ing VENOMOUS SPIDER in my own house, thank you.
I’m rather proud, given I’m rather terrified of most spiders.
You had a mate in Starship Troopers?Pal of mine got bitten by one of the arachnid infantry once. Dead now. Horrible death by all accounts.
Still be better than our 3 even after becs has stamped all over itProbably been beaten to this but......can it play in goal?
HB won't have hairspray as she's a feminist and has children...Failing that, lighter and a can of hairspray.
2 kids in the house with a rather nasty arachnid and Mrs Intelligentsia decides to ask a football forum what to doLogon or register to see this image
Just found this little (huge) fucker abseiling from my newly opened skylight in the lounge.
A quick google tells me (s)he looks like a false widow, about 1.5cm big and could give either of my two 14 month olds who are sitting right underneath where it came in, a nasty bite.
No one tells me what to do with the crawly shitbag who is now sitting on my kitchen counter in a glass.
Any ideas?
(BTW LOOK THE FUCK AT ME CATCHING A HUGE FALSE WIDOW I AM SO f***ing PROUD OF MYSELF).
Wikipedia said:Steatoda nobilis
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Scientific classification
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Arthropoda
Class: Arachnida
Order: Araneae
Family: Theridiidae
Genus: Steatoda
Species: S. nobilis
Binomial name
Steatoda nobilis
(Thorell, 1875)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Distribution.steatoda.nobilis.1.png
Steatoda nobilis usually live in family groups of between six to twelve, led by a matriarch.
They have a period of around seventeen days before hatching, and the hatchlings are hunting within week.
His wife is a REAL WIDOW now.It’s a f***ing FALSE WIDOW and I have two one year olds.
Nee chance.