False Widow Spider - HELP!

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Just found this little (huge) fucker abseiling from my newly opened skylight in the lounge.

A quick google tells me (s)he looks like a false widow, about 1.5cm big and could give either of my two 14 month olds who are sitting right underneath where it came in, a nasty bite.

No one tells me what to do with the crawly shitbag who is now sitting on my kitchen counter in a glass.

Any ideas?

(BTW LOOK THE FUCK AT ME CATCHING A HUGE FALSE WIDOW I AM SO f***ing PROUD OF MYSELF).
 


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Just found this little (huge) fucker abseiling from my newly opened skylight in the lounge.

A quick google tells me (s)he looks like a false widow, about 1.5cm big and could give either of my two 14 month olds who are sitting right underneath where it came in, a nasty bite.

No one tells me what to do with the crawly shitbag who is now sitting on my kitchen counter in a glass.

Any ideas?

(BTW LOOK THE FUCK AT ME CATCHING A HUGE FALSE WIDOW I AM SO f***ing PROUD OF MYSELF).

Burn it ffs
 

daz

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Just out of interest, what area do you live in?

Just working out if I should fire bomb the trees near mine (bottom of Shiney Raaaaa)
 
CARD?? It’s currently under a plate, man.
Well carry plate and glass outside. Put thick soles shoes on, drag the glass off the plate then lift the glass and stamp on our little 8 legged arachnid friend.

Alternatively just let it have it’s Mel Gibson Braveheart moment.


Then squash the little bastid
 

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