Facts about the lads that are trueish

[tunstall birdman]

In 1979, Eric Gates went to America a got an acting role in a movie.

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[MackneyHackem]

Ballard invented bollards but only in a scouse accent.

I’ve seen his former secondary school teacher’s tits.

 

[Exapno Mapcase]

Marco Gabbiadini's pizzeria failed when customers discovered he couldn't speak Italian and that's the reason he opened a hotel.

 

[Ale taster]

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[oddbod]

In 1979, Eric Gates went to America a got an acting role in a movie.

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played three dirty bottles?

I’ve seen his former secondary school teacher’s tits.

chaz and dave? i take it you haven't broken down her back doors?key to small?

 

[Watmore can I say]

The point is a FACT is true by the very nature it is a fact. If it were trueish then it can't possibly be a fact

You don't say mate, they aren't true or facts, it's an oxymoron which was the point.

 

[Mr Miggins]

Patrick Roberts is in bed next to me and about to errrm oooh mmmm

Be out injured for weeks with a snapped banjo string

 

[cocky]

Despite having different parents, and one of them being born in Northern Ireland, Phil, Martin and Mickey Gray were actually the first triplets to play for Sunderland. Then a few years later their son Andy also 'played' for Sunderland.

 

[Quinnymelad]

Barry Siddall wrote Moo Moo land during halftime team talks.

 

[Bonzo]

played three dirty bottles?

chaz and dave? i take it you haven't broken down her back doors?key to small?

It might be a bloke

 

[Sydneymackem]

Eric Gates, as demonstrated in post 61 above, was a master of disguise utilising a range of toupees (made for him by his brother Basil) and appeared one Xmas season as Cinderella at the Sunderland Empire. Basil's son co-incidentally went on to be a computer whizz in the USA.